Bill Maher

Bill Maher

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There is just something thrilling about being announced when you're in the White House, when you're outside the Oval Office, and you hear the aide say, "Sir, your 7 o’clock low-ratings dummy is here."

Trump took Xi on a tour of his projects. Xi builds entire cities in a week, and Trump shows off his helipad? It's like showing Gordon Ramsey how you can reheat pizza.

At the convention, Trump pledged that if Republicans retain control of Congress, he’ll send $5,000 to every adult in the U.S. It kind of makes you miss the innocent days when we bribed him.