That Tim Guy

Lady Gaga looking like an Elden Ring mini-boss.

To be clear, the only purpose for this is to get his wacko mob surrounding drop boxes.

Sam hitting his back foot and slinging it made me very happy last night.

Defense is really about the allocation of resources.

Do. Not. Trifle. With. This. Team.

Emmanwori is loved by everyone who isn't on social media. Some people need to grow up.

All we are missing is Schneider strategically positioning his hog for a post game photo.

A message has been sent.

What a performance. Fucking bully ball.

Keep calling him "blitz boi" though.

Christ. Lmao

That was non-contact for Bolton. Not gonna say what it looked like but not good.

No Shaheed to start the half.

Not Shaheed? Hmmm

At least it was in + territory. Seattle can survive turnovers if they aren't constantly on our side of the field....which they largely have been.

Easy overturn.

Sam's best play of the season.

That was Emmanwori...

BALL!!!!!!!

Throwaway was OK but Sam wasn't really under duress. Kinda wish he gave the play a bit more of a chance. He had some space to move.

Sam knows TE's exist!

Nice play, TK.

Gotta win 1st downs.

Gotta catch that, Tory. Sam doesn't seem too hesitant so far tho - so that is good.

Shaheed fair catches a bit much

Hope Happy Feet Sam doesn't show up tonight. Could be a long day if he does.

Trump declares the Brazilian elections fraudulent in 3...2...1...

Gibbs damn near tore his ACL just to avoid scoring a TD.

Holy hell, Arizona. You nincompoops realize that you have a really good short yardage back, right?

Charbo inactive. The RB shitshow will go on.

BANG. Atta boy, Mike!

Gotta make that throw MP

Penix is eating the 9ers with a Bo Nix like ADOT.

Penix almost made the craziest mistake of all time.

That is a ridiculous penalty. Absurd on any level.

I snorted.

It is because he can't walk without his walking assist device and he can't swing a golf club with it.

OBAMA: He's got the White House looking like Saddam Hussein opened a Cheesecake Factory. It's gold everywhere.

Crafty Beaver, I am inside you.

I'd tend to think that was a good tactical penalty by NE but why would one DT make the other DT be the one? Just jump offsides yourself, dude. Lol

Man had to collect himself after calling an "illegal forward handy" 😂

Was Chicago just hoping that the officials would be so confused by that play that they'd get away with the illegality of the whole thing?

No idea how effective he will be running the ball. He did not really have quickness to spare to begin with, so who knows? His pass blocking will be huge, though.

Brutal injury for a WR. Very long road ahead for him. Very possible that he's never back in full form.

Oh FFS. ANOTHER (unauthorized) farmer bailout to pay them off to look the other way.

Kinda wondering if there is something different about the footballs this year. Seems like there have been an absurd number of fumbles. Or maybe defenders have just become crazy good at those punch-outs.

I don't know about that. WRs are always granted "control" when they contact the ball as long as there are no bobbles. Even when it is just finger tips. Pickens clearly controlled that ball before his shirt hit the white.

Oof. That didn't look great for Kraft's MCL.

lol