Reasonable Doubt

I'm watching in real time as a person refuses to copy and paste an e-mail address, insists on typing it out, and sends the e-mail to a dead address. She's sent the e-mail five times in the last 20 minutes.

Every person who has an opinion on You Can See Everything strikes me as early season Rick and Morty fans, telling me how you have to be really smart to understand the art.

It's going to be a wild day next week when everyone's so psyched up about the election just to find the Republicans still won everything and control both houses.

Like I was saying. RAYS IN SIX.

Lemme guess. "This was a tragic incident that does not reflect the values of our office" www.wfla.com/news/pinella...

There's a brand new bride here in a skin tight dress and visibly no underwear trying to get her husband to go to the elevator with her and he won't give her a second look. I give it two years.

This goddamn DJ played Poison by Bel Biv DeVoe and NEVER GOT TO THE "That girl is poison" but. I've never been edged by a DJ like this. What the fuck?

So that Polymarket ad with the " will the incumbent be re-elected" just admitted what I've been saying this whole time: it's just inside trading with extra steps!

Politicians texting me for a dollar are like the Loch Ness Monster asking for $3.50

Just saw a dude in a Tesla vaping with his feet hanging out the window and I rarely wish bodily harm on people, but...

First poll to ask "Would you say you were more enthused or frustrated when you filled out your ballot?" gets a plug from me.

Voting, then brunch. Rays in 5.

Oregon Trail was solid early 90s, but by 94 it was all Carmen Sandiego.

Rays in 5. #RaysUp

It took multiple levels of willpower not to fill out my ballot with a "Fuck you" as a write-in for governor.

...did they make a 24/7 Rocky channel for the 50th anniversary?

Can't afford scalper prices for the World Series, but I did get four all-you-can-eat tickets for a possible Game 6 next Friday. Expecting a refund, though. RAYS IN FIVE.

In the current Republican Party Civil War, the JD Vance side is becoming a swarm of the most vile people imaginable.

What the fuck?

$850 just to get into a non-clinching World Series game means last night was the last night the Rays will be affordable to go see for a while.

Richie Palacios eating a Wagyu Tomahawk steak with his hands while he's being interviewed, confetti covering him. Love it.

Every time I couldn't sleep this week, I bet Rays in Six. #HailGamblor

RAYS IN SIX

Rays in six.

A Crowded Trop? ¿En Esta Economio?

My weekend in a nutshell.

Game six ticket confirmed. Let's fuckin' go!

Just checked in to my hotel. Time for a nap, then a shower, and then WrestleDream!

It's like a Piccadilly now

Walking into a remodeled Cracker Barrel was an existential crisis. Everything is bright and new and clean. This is fucked up.

Get a roof, losers.

Jimmy Rollins narrating the 2008 World Series to Rays fans during the rain delay was wild.

Buckle up, Cleveland. Let's get nasty. #RaysUp

Imagine my surprise when I got an email from Twitter saying "You have X Money!" Fuckers trying to sell me a credit card.

They wouldn't have to move the game if Cleveland played in a dome.

To be fair, "What city did the Rays last win the ALCS?" is a rough trivia question. It was COVID in a neutral field so Tampa best Houston in San Diego.

Coming to you from the Season Ticket Member Lounge. #RaysUp

Shout out to this couple under the spotlight. #TNA #BoundForGlory

Jags got bailed out three separate times on that drive. Ball don't lie.

Did the announcers have the Bama money line? They're just dumping on that poor kid.