Bees on Toast

Bees on Toast

@redbeedrill.bsky.social

she/her/zi | demigirl | apache/japanese | pan |

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trump has been for banning tiktok for years, the original ban proposal was brought up under his presidency before biden took office. if anyone falls for this i wont give a fiddlers fuck when the leopards eat their faces ๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿฝโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿฝโ€โ™€๏ธ

america pro tip: if you get a titanium ring stuck on a cylinder object, dont go to the hospital itll cost a fortune & they usually dont have anything strong enough to help you anyway. go explain your predicament to your local fire department & theyll most likely help you free of charge. ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฝ

my roommates had holiday dinner at the house, and their dad asked me if my dick still worked i was stunned for a few moments, & then had to explain while the whole room was silent that i have klinefelter syndrome, im non binary & have never been on hrt. other than that, it was pretty ok

then on friday we went to a party, got home about 6am saturday, i realized it was the last day of the fortnite remix season & still needed some challenges/lvls to get everything. played through beeing tired & drunk from lvl57 to about 83 & got all the tnt bonus stuff

ive decided from now on its not enough to make my friends & family stop saying gay as a synonym for bad. im also going to make them stop referring to sucking dick or ass as bad beecause they're both too cool & based. from now on if i say something sucked dick, it means i really liked it

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