revolution sixsmith 🔱📚⏳✴️🚯

Alright, I'll bite. What is a Pat McAfree?

New Mexico is such a cool state. If I had to move out west, I'd probably go here

RIP Eric Bauza, what the fuck man

A big part of why I don't deal with confrontation irl more often is because I always try to be cognizant of the possibility that they're just doing a bit that's going over my head

Gonna play lots of chess on a plane tomorrow

It sucks they have Danny McBride doing gambling ads now

Feeling wildly optimistic that it may play out where he just croaks on stage like that one Ukrainian Nazi collaborator

This looks like a really cool service for people who want to hire artists who don't use AI. Check it out! hirehumanartists.com

I am an out of touch weirdo, and I could 100% run a better campaign than Vivek Ramaswamy

Candy corn hate is performative

I face the day with cheerfulness and equanimity

Incel culture and lolcow culture both achieved a stealth cultural victory, that's the problem

Stfu @bsky.app

Solidarity with the protestors and rioters in France! ✊🇫🇷

It's the coldest day of the season so far, I want to wear lots of layers and curl up in blankets huddled in the corner of my apartment sipping coffee

Vibes are good this morning

God we never should've made celebrities give up control over their own social media accounts

They're doing "Is Dune orientalist?" discourse on the other site, we are so back

Lol, sucks to suck! Hope Sam Altman ends up being the only human employee of an automated Burger King

There's like nine Bernie-to-Trump voters and they all live burrowed deep inside the brains of centrist lib pundits

May the wisdom of the Buddha guide me to peace and tranquility and avoid giving in to the temptation to bite people's heads off over petty shit

I'm gonna try and make "weasel boys" into a thing Normally I would worry I'm making it to wordy by not going with another one syllable named animal but "weasel" is a fun enough name I'm not worried about it

Solidarity with the striking public sector workers in Ireland! ✊🇮🇪

That's it! You people have stood in my way long enough! I'm taking virtual mine lessons!

If elected to Congress, I promise to limit myself to only the funniest grifts and bribes

My least favorite thing about fall is that I have to drive west when I'm going home, so this is the time of year where I gotta half way sit up and constantly contort my body to shield my eyes from the sun so I don't cause a five car pile-up

I think posting and writing are closely related but separate art forms The presence of emojis being one of the main distinguishing points

I think one of the best things about being rich would be how many more side quests you can unlock 🤑🏄‍♀️🔓

“Pizza” Boyd, WI

They’re both carrying the same number of people - and probably the same amount of cargo.

Arizona doesn't get enough shit as one of the most evil states in the nation

I like Frank's Red Hot better than Cholula

David Bolen is one of the greatest cinematographers currently working

I love a baggy hoody and short shorts combo - both on myself and others

the Catholic Church racking up PR wins by saying shit like “we shouldn’t bring back public executions” and “your Claude app isn’t sentient”

If somebody calls me corny, I should be allowed to behead them in the town square

Should probably make a serious attempt to bulk up this winter, especially because it'd be the perfect excuse to eat lots of cartoonishly oversized sandwiches

i resent how there's a stable of a couple dozen dudes whose whole thing is 'has a racist blog' & they regularly get mainstream newspaper and magazine profiles. i have trouble keeping track of them all, i'm like 'what did he do again' & check his wikipedia & it's ah, has a racist blog, that's all

God I bet it felt so good posting from a Blackberry

Anybody know any good books set in or about New Mexico?

Held Up at the bank, and not in the fun way

What if I larped as a half-Russian, half-Japanese techno-industrial artist?