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The last few days I have come to realize this 15year old SNL skit completely encapsulates the disconnect between MAGA love for a super weird out of touch billionaire fop and everyone else’s thoughts on him I am Andy Samberg m.youtube.com/watch?v=DGOK...

I officially declare that the word billion, when it comes to personal wealth, will now be replaced with the word Epstein. Epsteinaires must no longer be normalized

Two fates for America 1. We deal with our billionaire problem, reestablish the middle class, and restore the American dream 2. Russian style oligarchy and America is over

Tariffs a self inflicted wound ICE invading US cities a self inflicted wound Iran war a self inflicted wound Stopping USAID 20 million off healthcare millions kicked off food stamps NATO on verge of collapse Canada hates us We are so far from great, is he trying to destroy America

She wasn’t perfect, wasn’t a great campaign, swing voters and uninformed voters weren’t convinced But it’s the progressive voters that understood the threat of Trump and voted against her, instead of against him. It feels like a betrayal. You’d let the country burn and in 2028 you’ll do it again

Three classes of MAGAts 1. Jesus told me to arrest gays and kill people that get abortions, oh and FUCK the poor 2. Straight up gutter racist trash people 3. Greed and Power sluts, that want to fuck the poor so they can buy a new yacht and want to fuck the poor Epstein style

Billionaire existence is a gift from society, how do they repay society? Take away our healthcare Make it so we can’t even afford groceries Buy up all our homes Make us work longer and longer with no real hope of retirement Oh and rape our children

Who knew meaningful gun reform wouldn’t be the result of countless child murders, but It comes from a tyrannical government needing to justify shooting legal gun owners. The NRA and the gun nuts SHOULD abandon maga in droves or the 2nd amendment is meaningless

When the tyrannical government finally came knocking on our door; the states rights, small government, don’t tread on me, folks that have amassed huge stockpiles of guns and ammo, for this very moment, not only failed this test of their convictions, they’re the ones knocking

It’s like someone unleashed a thousand rage filled racist monkeys in DC. We are all just staring at the shit flying around the room and we can’t do anything because some people decided the monkeys are in charge now. In a year maybe we’ll have enough zoo keepers to start saying, “bad monkey”

Do you ever think anyone in MAGA world has a genuine moment of introspection and realizes, “damn, we are destroying America”?

Comprehensive list of 2024 voting blocks 1. Voters that voted against the rise of the Sherbert Pervert and the existential threat he poses to America 2. Voters who didn’t

We are beholden to an extreme fringe minority because of the electoral college

The 37% cult will destroy this country. It could come out that Epstein was a front and Trump ran the whole child sex trafficking ring and polls would say 37% of voters support it

The US no longer has allies, we have temporary business partners. As our alliances crumble we are about to be very lonely on top of the world stage

Trump legislates by executive order, taxes unilaterally with tariffs, takes military actions without approval. These are three of the four key roles of Congress, fourth being oversight of the president . CONGRESS HAS FALLEN

Moneys existence allows us to misinterpret the super rich. Money isn’t real, it’s an abstract representation of goods (things) and services (time dedicated to a task). What billionaires hoard is food, housing, cars, dental appointments, cancer treatment and most importantly they hoard time

As long as rampant homelessness and abject poverty exist Billionaires will be a symptom of the failings of our society not an indicator of its success.

Short form posting will always be a tweet in my mind, it’s like q-tip or Kleenex. I guess the difference is q-tip didn’t decide to rebrand as Zazzy Sticks or something equally stupid.

When the Ellisons get their hands on Warner Brothers my HBO subscription ends and my decades long boycott of CBS continues

With his track record I can only imagine trump battleship Player 1: B6 Player 2: Miss!!! Player 2: Oh wait a second, shit, no, stop, how is happening? Player 2: you… sunk my tRump battleship?!

Economic uncertainty and fear during the depression era showed two diverging pathways countries might take. Doesn’t look like this time around we are going the route of The New Deal.

It would be great if part of Trumps legacy is finally uniting the working classes against the billionaires and oligarchs

Usual progression of tech. 1. Obscurity 2. Early Adoption 3. Mass Appeal 4. Flaws Emerge, but so useful 5. Holy shit is this bad for humanity? 6. Completely corrupted, shell of the original idea, certainly destroying humanity, oh and CEO is a Bond villain now AI skipped straight to 4 almost 5

What a great America is to MAGA

Make America Great again apparently means young people should take 10+ years to dig out of college debt, turn around and buy a house they can’t pay off until in their 80s. Don’t worry about no insurance, your 401k is high enough to pay off debilitating medical debts. We are indentured servants!

Dam been writing a book about this and she just TikToked it in 90 seconds.

Which fictional dystopia does 2025 American most resemble? For a while I felt like it was idiocracy but those people were mean, not cruel. I see splashes of 1984 and we certainly have elements of a handmaid’s tale. I, personally, think we are about 60% through the flash back scene in V for Vendetta

The most exhausting thing about the felon in chief’s second term is that it’s already been a long four years and it hasn’t even started yet

Didn’t the age of US imperialism end a long time ago. The stupid MFer sure ain’t trying to be a serious person

I’ve seen this 20-30 times I never noticed they are wearing striped socks. My childhood is a lie

I know fast food isn’t fine dining but it sure seems like some restaurants have allowed their quality to crater in an attempt to save money.

American stability is contingent on the working class feeling that the American dream isn’t a fantasy.

Quantity is still not there, but for quality Apple tv is really one of the best streaming services out there. Silo is so good.

I really hope Sweet Potato Hitler catches on m.youtube.com/watch?v=T35V...