Vijay

Happy Valentines Day🌹

Hustle at Bengaluru😃

If you had a choice, which job would you prefer besides your current one?

I’m this old.

medicine for headache, loneliness, depression, heart-broken, insomnia, and stress.

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Good employees don’t ask for hikes. They accept offers.

My company is increasing my salary and offering me an onsite opportunity after my resignation. Zero. Zero civic sense.

hello, i am alive on bluesky. are you?

ChatGPT😆

What's stopping you coding like this?👀

♥️🥰THANKS😍❤️ 💓Keep Supporting💕

that's totally me😈

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Black Monday is trending on Twitter (X) because it’s the hangover after a weekend party with Saturday and Sunday!

note to me:

hello guys, after a while, i am back here again. let's connect 🤝

Javascript - A Happy Language.🙂

What’s one thing you’d delete from Software Engineering?

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Are you Team MacBook or Team Windows Laptop? Choose wisely!

#corporatelife

The view - Bangalore (India)❤️

Black hole in Nubela with two sun. ☀️

AI won’t take your job, but someone who knows how to use AI will.💯✅

We value work-life balance—until the deadline is tomorrow.💀

Say Hi to Aria - a Life-size AI robot girlfriend for ₹1.5 crore!

Interviewer: ‘Where do you see yourself in 5 years?’🤔 Me: ‘Still Googling syntax errors.’😌

When your manager asks how long the task will take: Me:👇

This is among the most outstanding features of an #iPhone. 💯🚀 What feature do you prefer the most in an iPhone?🤔

That is among one of the biggest lie. What else?🤡

3 magical words✨😜

Programmers after Debugging 10 lines of code👇

Best code reviewer💯🙌

After Infosys, I have removed L&T also from my checklist.✅

Work-life balance is easy if you forget about the life part.✅✨💯

Bugs in Test Environment Vs Bugs in Production.😜

People who cleared Microsoft's 7-8 rounds of interviews are Underperforming!!! How?🤔

My bank account and I have a very complicated relationship… mostly, we avoid each other.😌😬

If you could replace your boss with any cartoon character, who would it be?

I just burned 1200 calories…💪 . . I forgot the pizza in the oven.🍕😭

Why do ‘five more minutes’ feel like five seconds in bed but five hours at work?🤷‍♂️

Life hack: Tell people you’re bad at something, so when you’re average, they think you’re a genius.💯😎

Can’t wait for AI to take over so I can blame it for my bad decisions.

Can you cry underwater?🫧

Mountains or oceans? Which one steals your heart? 🌄🌊

Let's #connect

At what stage I love programming?👇

India in 2050💯