RepJackKimble

Apparently, some people don't think we should talk negatively about our opponent. I don't know if I'm more disgusted by the cowardice or by the dishonesty in that statement. 54th District voters need to judge for themselves.

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This is brilliant. The three pumpkins stacked on your lawn for Halloween can quickly turn into your winter snowman with only a few hours of work and a few power tools. link.amazon/B020U86Ya

I know it's been awhile, but it feels like this Larry Craig costume is in bad taste link.amazon/B07Q2WQJD

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This costume in no way resembles JD Vance. My old Spiro Agnew costume was more realistic link.amazon/B0aE4XX9I

Our best selling product so far has been the original It Will Be Better This Time Shirt, but that's just opinion, isn't it? This one has a graph. That way, you can show your friends scientific proof that it will happen. electjackkimble.threadless.com

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Just a reminder that you only have two weeks before the election to get your Jack Kimble election merchandise before our Retro 2026 Campaign Merchandise replaces it. electjackkimble.threadless.com

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So are we all filing flight plans with the FAA before driving to pick up the kids or will this just be do whatever you feel like in the air? What amazing times we live in.

Look for our new campaign commercial directly following Ken Paxton's ads during your local Sunday football broadcast and as always, visit electjackkimble.threadless.com for all your campaign merchandise needs.

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I'm not saying the Faber College Poll has us overconfident, but we just got Chicken In a Biskit to sponsor our victory party! amzn.to/4z5phNB

This is huge! This is the one we've been waiting for!

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We're still waiting on MAGA PAC so this is just an internet commercial, but I strongly approve this message.

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Commemorate my courageous Fight! Fight! Fight! moment at my campaign shop. electjackkimble.threadless.com

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Congressman Kimble injured his back, but refused to quit. If you are one of the dozens of people who will always remember where you were when this happened, commemorate this solemn event with your very own Fight! Fight! Fight! shirt or wall art. electjackkimble.threadless.com

Sir, as someone who has donated more to your re-election campaign than some might consider legally permissible, I sense that we are nonetheless a bit snakebit. Surely this can be blamed on Joe Biden.

Sacrificing my own back to not drop the baby was one of the scariest moments of my political career, but I never stopped fighting.

I am cancelling my appearance this afternoon at Heritage Valley Shopping Center. Unfortunately, I threw out my back yesterday trying to lift a baby. In my defense, he was quite a chubby baby. He is recovering and is listed in stable condition.

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"Every joke is a tiny revolution... The big function of humor is to suggest that the world is not as it seems, and that it is capable of being changed. That is why all totalitarian regimes fear it." George Orwell

The new Internet ad

We launched a new internet ad tonight on Jackkimble.com. Unfortunately, I don't know how to make videos small enough for Twitter and I'm too tired to worry about hosting now

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Jackkimble.com is finally ready for election season.