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When I die my only wish is that my consciousness not be preserved in a neural engram, bury me with my shitposts

If you get bitten by an Amazon worker, during the next full moon do you turn into a warehouse?

Still hoping for an invite to one of those Chernabog on the mountain parties

Yall wanna go back to AIM? or no

Who ever manufactures that red grip tape in the 41st millenium is making a killing

The existence of Universal Monsters implies the existence of Local Monsters

Elizabeth Holmes as the new JigSaw killer when?

An infinite combination of words, every word ever in every combination streching into infinity... Aleph Story, mesh story flow, the sum of all stories. the end of stories. The Never Ending... oh no

Dont bother me while I'm rewriting the classic If You Give A Mouse A Cookie as If You Give A Girl A Pizza!

You have to be careful with 90s Polonia Brothers movies, don't take them straight. That's the raw uncut pure stuff.

#saurionnotsaurion

Real encryption algorithms have curves

Can you even hold a satanic ritual without a distortion pedal for your guitar? I dont think it counts.

Ba dah bup bup bahh... McNurgles

To date no billionaire has filled an olympic sized pool with macaroni and cheese so they could dive into it like Scrooge McDuck, so I ask, what now is even the point of having billionaires?

Remember that super cool interview I did? It’s live! Come give it a listen!

Me over here waiting for hand typed code to take on a veneer of luxury and value. You see, my face swap app cost $1200 becausep its completely bespoke kotlin, created by actual grey beards in the san fernando valley of california.

Can we just agree to call sun dried tomatoes, tomaisns just like we call dehydrated cranberries, craisins?

the lengths we must go to in this boring dystopia 😭

You can put any noun after the phrase "The Night" and it sounds like a great horror movie title. Check it out, The Night Cardigan, The Night Sandwhich. I could do this all day

New recipe alert! Inspired by Disney's The Legend of Sleepy Hollow, we came up with a recipe for Ichabod's Devilish Deviled Eggs! @dcsarah.bsky.social discusses it w/ @mrdaps.bsky.social on the latest episode of @geekeatspodcast.bsky.social! Enjoy! #GeekEats 2geekswhoeat.com/ichabods-dev...

The sequel to The Slumber Party Massacre is better than the original. There! I said it!

A comically overcomplicated series of levers, pulleys, ramps and wheels that raises a manaquin's middle finger? Move over sliced bread.

Blue potion prohibition laws have ruined lives and communities. Legalize blue potions now!

Air guitar is an art sure, but I'm more interested in air synth keys

If the first beat of your thump and drone is a triplet, you have my attention.

Scientists using a state of the art submersible have reached the deepest point of my stomach, they're calling it the Taco Bell Deep

Hey kids you wanna try a jpeg?

Between inktober, rocktober, orktober and hooptober maybe we should all settle on Adhoctober where you just celebrate anything you want anyway you want for the whole month

You can't just drizzle a sauce over a pile of something and then call it "something nachos." Lets have some respect for the humble nacho please.

Exposition during a car ride in bad weather is a video game movie trope?

unsmoked paprika is kinda like unsalted butter to me, sure it exists but why?

Surgeon General's Warning: There is no safe amount of exposure to mass surveillance.

Hey I'm warning you! Stay back. This finger gun is loaded.

Thank you Chuck Tingle

I saw it again last night, its like a rat with the head of a frog, but it was sitting cross legged like a human. Almost got a photo of it but it was too fast.

I tried naming my band Rigid Biscuit, but in the 00's nobody wanted that.

I prefer bash shell. That is all.

Geologically speaking we should expect all data lakes to become data wetlands as sediment is depositied over time. Eventually they will even turn into data meadows

Anybody ever figure out how to convert BTUs to American Thermal Units?

Do you have any idea how high stakes the sauce industry is? Imagine working in a test kitchen for six months and only having thousand island to show for it?

Cops steal 650 rolls of toilet paper from innocent civilllians that they didn't like. Do they have any idea how much they harmed the joy and upbringing of these all american house TPing kids?!

The deep seated urge to slowly twist a knife blade so that it gleams in a shaft of light while wearing black leather gloves

How many interns do you think are researching you and aggregating something about you in a report... right... now

Happy to report there is an appropriately large shoulder mounted eyeball in this movie

The Surveilance Economy

Does Mario source blue shells from the Blue Oyster Cult? Find out in my upcoming expose

If you spill milk while chopping an onion at the same time it throws a stack exception in reality and you noclip into... the Snackrooms

"Whatever Happened To Gravis" is the working title of my current script

I always have irons in the fire! However, this time, I’m stepping outside of horror to talk about food in pop culture with my long time friend @mrdaps.bsky.social! We’ll have 1-2 episodes of @geekeatspodcast.bsky.social every month! Be sure to subscribe and come hungry because we’ll have recipes!