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Researchers Find Crows Smart Enough Not To Let On How Smart They Really Are https://theonion.com/researchers-find-crows-smart-enough-not-to-let-on-how-s-1844081510/

Seagull With Diarrhea Barely Makes It To Crowded Beach In Time https://theonion.com/seagull-with-diarrhea-barely-makes-it-to-crowded-beach-1819574572/

The Brewers have scored 5 runs in the last two innings. The batted balls that have either put runners on base, advanced them, or scored runs have traveled the following distances: 5 ft (single) 6 ft (sac bunt) 9 ft (E5, RBI) 31 ft (single, RBI) 2 ft (single, RBI) 5 ft (single) 9 ft (FC, RBI)

Happy #Oscars Day! Why wait? Congratulations to Michael B. Jordan, Jessie Buckley, Sean Penn and Amy Madigan.

@semisonicband.bsky.social I just heard Chemistry play the broadcast out to commercial on Sunday Night Football!

Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #1,893,410!