Jeff Woodbury

Me, wiping cobwebs off a print in the bathroom: “knock it off, dudes, or I’m just gonna have to kill y’all. I don’t wanna kill y’all.”

@aobrien2024.bsky.social Man, how can you pass up the opportunity to make some Temp Tales toons for Graham? That would be wicked awesome.

Play “guess the city.”

I saw the figure 5 in gold

If there's one empirical insight I'd want everyone to understand about American politics, it's this: America's problems are solved problems. Just not here. What would change if the US simply matched the average of 31 peer democracies? Not Denmark or Norway. Just the middle of the pack. 🧵

Treated myself to a new 148-year-old drafting table.

Apparently people actually dying is a Bad Thing. Shame - I loved passing this sign at the top of 9990 at The Canyons and dropping into a huge empty bowl of powder.

Keep the hope, and fight back. One day this will all be over and we will rebuild. youtu.be/0OEWBq_jzuA?...

#drawing

Local weekly's getting weird. I'm down.

Lawyers wanna know where you went to school 40 years ago. Art curators wanna know what you've produced in the last year. Art isn't about production; it's about vision and work over time and living a creative life, and "what have you made in the last year" completely ignores that.

Am I the only one who uses “verisimilitude” in casual conversation?

Ex gave me a dartboard case for xmas so I treated myself to a new board and #49ers darts.

Get squirrelly as soon as you leave your driveway so you feel the conditions before you get out there on the roads. Happy new year, y’all. Travel safe, find patience, be kind.

Just got chips and salsa, two freshly-made tacos, and a 16-ounce draft beer in a pleasant environment for less than the price of a small Big Mac meal. $9.99 - plus a $5 tip for awesomeness.

Uber a mile to watch the Niners game. Walk a mile home to shake off a beer per quarter and experience our sidewalk snow removal. #SopoMe

America right now.

The perfect kneaded erasure form is created subconsciously while doing something else

Even BILL CLINTON is saying he doesn’t care if the full release of the files implicates Bill Clinton. Amazing.

BREAKING: WATCH the full 60 Minutes CECOT segment here. This was sent to me anonymously. It appears to be the segment CBS' Bari Weiss killed. www.muellershewrote.com/p/watch-the-...

Clay is moulded to make a vessel, but the utility of the vessel lies in the space where there is nothing. Thus, taking advantage of what is, we recognize the utility of what is not. — Lao Tzu

Just blocked 3 new followers with zero posts, zero replies, and the exact same reposts. Sorry, sexy profile pictures just aren't enough to sell me, bots.

The last day of Zappadan. Farewell. youtu.be/_3cu8sDa90Y

The most influential artist in history was Thomas Nast, and most people never heard of him.

On this, the 15th day of #Zappadan, I highly encourage you to slap on those big over-ear headphones and turn the volume up to "deaf by 50." Have I steered you wrong yet? youtu.be/SsVbSG39xFI?...

Making some black walnut ink, just cuz.

Random #sketchbook #drawing 20130611

Help each other keep it together, man, we're all one sidewalk.

Happy late 10th day of Zappadan, with Steve Vai on stunt guitar. All your love - will it save the world? Happy bday, me. youtu.be/O8gTHLbsSZk?...

Don't you ever wash that thing? youtu.be/KRmk6XfocGs?...

Complete boycott of America's National Parks on June 13 from now on until he's sentenced to prison.

#drawing pencil & ink on yupo sampler

Happy Bummersnacht on this first night of Zappadan.

Handy reference guide for all you DIY enthusiasts preparing for the revolution.

Had to explain to my gf that a beat-down meant getting beat up.

Found this on my back deck last night.

#drawing

Left and right are the same color. Be careful out there.

If you order a “beer with lime” 3 times and you only get a lime once, I read that as a failure 2 out of 3 times.

My 20-year-old son just moved out and I’m daydreaming about his room…

Rainy Sunday cat puddles.

Stopped by my favorite rock

Hung a print.