Dr. Lauren, PhD

Having one of those - don’t really have anyone to talk to about the big feelings I’m feeling kind of lifetimes. 😅

You didn’t even hear me out … I gave so many signs…. Never learned to read my mind…

I need to get back on a plane to London bc why did I just pay too much money for a dry scone that was served without clotted cream or jam

Tomorrow will be a rough day 😅

Escaping the ordinary - off to NYC!

The overwhelming feminine urge to crash out at work while listening to my sad girl playlist… 😅

I have to stop reading the comments because I am literally disgusted by a good majority of this country.

What? A girl can’t have hobbies?

Anyone else just feel like going full-ninja whenever “I can see you” comes on in the Taylor shuffle?

It’s one of those nights when I really wish someone else would cook.

My most popular TikTok from my trip would be the one about not wanting to be in America and wanting to go back to Europe 🤣

I am 75% unpacked and all dirty clothes have been made clean again from my trip. Jet lag who?

Me having my beautiful summer sun dresses ready to go for the UK: 🥹🥰 Weather in the UK: 🤣🤣

@pinkmotema.bsky.social me to you in 8 days!!!!!!

When 2.5 hours of meetings could’ve been an email…

this antivax stuff is genuinely bewildering. like what do you mean you don’t know if vaccines are safe? why exactly do you think child mortality rates have plummeted since the beginning of the 20th century? why is it that you are not worried about getting polio or smallpox anymore?

Apparently this is going to be a take double the recommended dosage of allergy meds kind of season.

But how will it end? How long will you give me ’Til you twist the knife with a smile while you kill me? And you ask me to dance if there's someone around You don’t look the same when I look at you now

Grocery shopping is emotionally abusive.

What does one do when they’re bored and sad, but also broke

A conversation with my mechanic this morning: Pete: she prob needs a new starter Me: LIKE A WHOLE NEW ONE? Pete: THEY DON’T COME IN HALVES 😭😭😭😭

If you’re curious how my day is going as of 9:25 AM, I have already messed up making oatmeal TWICE.

Vibing to my ladies this morning to destress - Taylor, Ariana, Gracie, and Lady Gaga.

Spring is springing - which means I’m driving around belting out Taylor at the top of my lungs. I don’t know why people have to stare so much - what, you never heard of therapy? #Swifties

I don’t wanna look at anything else now that I saw you I don’t wanna think of anything else now that I thought of you

I know better than to break my own rules but yet, here we are.

When you feel like a sad Taylor Swift song but have to go to work and be a mostly normal human being…

Fully considered just breaking into full “All Too Well” during my zoom meeting this morning…

About to head to my work eagles “souper” bowl party in my Taylor sweatshirt. I’m a rebel like that.

Hot (literally) tip of the day: yes, you can burn oatmeal

What a Monday-ay Monday.

Damn Cynthia #Grammys

I adore how #TheGrammys is just one big girls night right now

Does anyone else have one of those dudes at your gym that literally bangs and drops everything loudly bc he’s obviously lifting above his ability?

I literally don’t even know if I want it if it’s just going to be tainted by the orange jackwad.

Took myself out for breakfast/brunch!

Are you normal or do you cook with a minimum of 4 cloves of garlic every time…

Today was only the second time in my life someone has been able to draw blood on the first stick.

It is officially “I have frozen body parts that I didn’t know could feel frozen” after clearing off my car cold outside today.

Eff. Why did I sleep on “A Man on the Inside” for so long - oh wait I think it might emotionally crush me.

Dear Mother Nature, I appreciate the offer of receiving snow for my birthday tonight, butttttt I’d be happy with a 70F sunny day instead.

Going to Wegmans on a Saturday before projected snow is like surviving an episode of Squid Game.

@becca7.bsky.social lmao I was just like why is there so much bts content on my feed - OH RIGHT 😝

Funnily enough, when your bag of groceries falls over at the self-checkout and you yelp “OH NOES,” everyone turns to look at you. 🤣

I really need to stop texting while walking on uneven sidewalks (literally doing this right now).

Last week’s episode of Shrinking made me cry - this week’s episode has me laughing so hard I’m crying. CAN A GIRL GET A TISSUE WARNING?!

Christmas Eve is a weird day/night when you’re a single adult with no kids. 🤷🏻‍♀️

Naive me thinking I still had a couple of days to go out and about before it got insane… Currently sitting in tous Les jours regretting my life decisions

I miss being someone who loved the holiday season, but not enough to start actually enjoying it again.