🐈Rex Parker🐈‍⬛ ✏️ 🧐

I am moose

My cats have gotten a taste of the outdoors (due to new and semi-hilarious cat harness) and now they long for the backyard like a lost love

My cats have gotten a taste of the outdoors (due to new and semi-hilarious cat harness) and now they long for the backyard like a lost love

Just tried to explain YOU CAN SEE EVERYTHING to someone who had never heard of it which felt like a rehearsal of my future as “guy who mumbles incoherently on street corner”

Irrationally mad that Apple Music has included this 1985 song on a playlist called “Pop Hits 1980,” good morning ☀️

Lula won in part by banning online gambling

Did A.I. write this? No, seriously. Extremely seriously.

“I have been younger in October / Than in all the months of spring”

Anti-trans Democrats are spreading poison when we can least afford it, during elections in this ongoing fascist takeover. As a strategy, it’s a recipe for failure. As a moral stand, it’s reprehensible. PS I’m the father of young trans woman and I’ll never forgive anyone who makes her life harder.

Yesterday I saw the devils and tomorrow I can see everything, no, doctor, I’m fine, why are you scribbling in your notebook stop scribbling

Looks like I murdered a ghost—perfect kimchi & eggs for the season 👻 🩸 🔪 🍳 🎃

Kitty! (now 3/5 through this series)

Goodbye, Facebook. It’s been … not that nice, actually.

Alfie refuses to accept “morning” ☀️

Goodbye, Facebook. It’s been … not that nice, actually.

Everything Is Terrible, appendix: Things You’d Never Even Thought Of

Off top of my head… 🎶

There's an entire start-up economy now based around basically doing the "see? food!" bit, where you come up with an idea that is gross and inhumane and get a billion dollars for it regardless if it actually works or offers anything to the world. You get funding BECAUSE it's evil!!

Stage actor or crossword fan?

Videos *and* cigarettes. 1988 Me would basically move in.

Good morning ☀️

Billionairism is psychopathy but also maybe we’ll get a happy ending here and the war dogs will devour them and then escape to a farm in Canada

The middle school flashbacks I’m having rn fuuuck

"That is shit you do not get over" + 1 million. You/we survive. I love women but lots of women defend the wrong people, and the generational trauma is so real.

all the trouble of making a nice edition of my boy and then you put the wrong kind of whale on it?? like how many more whale facts did you need him to put in this thing

This is why you never ever hire Acme Productions to do your campaign ads.

Ali Smith, GLYPH

"I really felt like it was my duty," Ebro Ahmed, 27, told ABC News. "Also, too, it’s kids we’re talking about, you know. Even if I were to die, it would still be worth it."

I’ve watched this three times now and I still can’t believe it’s real.

Daughter just sent me this and, I mean, #notacrossword, but still amazing and I Want It

So while you’re here Enjoy the view Keep on doing What you do Hold on tight We’ll muddle through One day at a time —Wallace Stevens

❤️(4, 4)❤️

The only thing I really care about instilling / encouraging /supporting in my students is curiosity and imagination. They’ll forget most of the literature I teach them. But hopefully they will retain some sense of the value of PAYING ATTENTION and ASKING QUESTIONS and HAVING FUN and CARING ❤️

[RETURN OF THE JEDI] Worse, the bravado is gone from Han Solo; this sad palooka is so callow he seems to have regressed. Leia, older and sleeker now, looks at him affectionately, like an indulgent mother who has learned to live with her son’s dopeyness. (1983)