Rob Haggas

It doesn’t get any cuter than this, folks. 😍

I know pretty much nothing about football and didn't watch last night, so if anyone would like an expert view on the finer points of England's strategic failures, I'm available.

So run that by me one more time you fucking orange idiot. What was the fucking point of this fucking pointless war? www.cnn.com/2026/06/17/p...

"He just thought he had some kind of duty, as a senior figure in the environmental establishment, to keep the morale of his young audience up." Read about my meeting with the former boss of the Environment Agency, Sir James Bevan. rupertsreads.substack.com/p/how-those-...

I’m drilling for oil and gas and selling it on the world market and two weeks ago I could sell it for x but this week I can sell it for x + 60%. How much money do I make and will it offset the bribes I pay to the GOP to keep the gravy train on the tracks? Answers on a postcard.

Spanish PM Pedro Sánchez on Iran: “Spain is against this disaster. Because we understand that governments are here to improve people's lives, to provide solutions to problems, not to make people's lives worse. 1/2

www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricke... Magnificent stuff!

Come on Sri Lanka!!!!!

At about 10 seconds in some lunatic wanders a little closer to take a look! Run like he'll! No?

Splendid as ever

www.bbc.co.uk/sport/footba... Call me a conspiracy theorist if you like but does perhaps the lobotomised sex pest Trump have everything to do with this.

With all the dreadfulness going on in the world, it is merely compounded by a 14 day weather forecast of 6° and drizzle. Hardly a ray of sunshine to be had in North Yorkshire and the golf course fluctuating between closed and an open bog hole! Let’s hope for a dry sunny spring like last year.🤞

I wrote this song on Saturday, recorded it yesterday and released it to you today in response to the state terror being visited on the city of Minneapolis. It’s dedicated to the people of Minneapolis, our innocent immigrant neighbors and in memory of Alex Pretti and Renee Good. Stay free

Non-partisan media analysis of the tragic death of Alex Pretti. Believe the evidence of your own eyes. www.bbc.co.uk/news/videos/...

Perfect because every word is true. Sorry to my American friends, and God knows that every nation has its problems, but the rest of the world is likely to pity and despise in equal measure.

I presume this all over other platforms but if you are on any others, which I’m not, please spread far and wide. If just one MAGA moron sees the light it’ll be worth it.

Just got harder 😡 #Ashes

#TheAshes Just thinking how this could be worse having stayed up half the night to watch #England capitulate. Then I thought I could’ve flown 9,000 miles with tickets for days 3 and 4.

#TheAshes I’m off back to bed. 😡

#Ashes 50 run 1st innings lead would be nice 😊

#Ashes 7 down! Now get Archer and Wood on for the tail and make the buggers dance!

#Ashes It might be the beard and a thinner face ‘cause he’s so fit nowadays but is Ben Stokes’s chin strikingly similar to Jimmy Hill’s. 😀

NEW: Epstein survivors release the most powerful PSA I have ever seen. Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.

#NoKings Hope they have more success than we did when 2m people matched against Brexit in London. Please don’t stop ‘til the TangerineTyrant is gone.

If the US team lose the #RyderCup which seems likely, will #Trump deny ever having ever met them?

Is it just me, and it might well be, but was the opening ceremony for the #RyderCup lacking in…anything. Small crowds and just flat. Compared to Rome?

#CharlieHull is a wonderful golfer but clearly an appalling judge of character. I really can’t square the circle that in spite of Trump being, well, Trump, she says he’s a ‘lovely man’ and is looking forward to playing golf with him! FFS! Prefer Lottie Woad anyway. www.bbc.co.uk/sport/golf/a...

🇦🇺 AUSTRALIAN DOCS IN GAZA: “70-80% of our patients are kids and pregnant women… It’s a nightmare… bombing after bombing… We’re making this video because we could die at any moment… Can someone please stop this terror and horror?” Full: www.tiktok.com/t/ZTMRReCVY/

Is it possible to condemn political violence whilst at the same time not deifying a grifter who was a hateful and divisive bigot?

Watching Tour Championship and thinking Ryder Cup might have be watched on mute. The ‘USA, USA…chant already making my teeth itch. I’m sure the Americans get pissed off with European fans but come on, just one alternative chant/song. Anything but incessant USA…ad nauseam. Thanks 😉 #TourChamionship

So many 'what ifs' and 'if onlys'. Incredible agonizing drama to the very end. By the finest of margins...(I mean Jamie Overton's leg stump).

Fabulous innings from Harry Brook but he could have seen us home. A nervous hour or so now.

Thankfully Siraj didn't combust!

Not sure which is more depressing England cricket or Lions rugby 😒

Really enjoying the AIG Open from Royal Portcawl. Just one minor thing. Why don’t the women just shake hands at the end of a round rather than a sort of hug you might give to someone with confirmed case of COVID?

I can think of several things he deserves much more. I’d start with a punch in the throat although it’s a toss up between that and a swift kick in the bollocks.

Suspect it’s completely lost on Trump but last night’s visit to see Les Miserables with its themes of revolution, rebellion and social injustice is ironic in the extreme.

Love Rory to win but not a chance. Driving the ball the distance of a world beater with the accuracy of an 18 handicapper. If he rediscovers his control then maybe; if not, absolutely zero chance.

Jesus Christ but Faldo is insufferable. Rose just shot 65 round Augusta and he has talked about nothing but two wayward drives…and he’s a dull bugger. STFU!!! #USMasters #SkySports

Liz Truss is still refusing to comment about her first day as an electrical engineer at Heathrow.

Our daughter Becky, a 28-year-old British tourist, has been caught up in the recent immigration crackdown in the US. What was meant to be a life-changing four-month backpacking trip across North America has turned into a nightmare.

If anyone was in doubt as to what in excess of 80% of UK citizens think about the Tartrazine potato ape currently sitting on his gold bog in DC, this sums it up. youtu.be/NDIoZNd_adY?...

Splendid.

#golf Please God when do Sky Sports UK commentators take over from the shite US commentary team at the #phoenixopen? This is just painful. #DameLaura #NickDougherty #Radar #EwanMurray et al