David St Bernard

Kobe scored 81, but Jalen Rose inspired more baby names. With that said, Bam's 83 is going to bring us a bunch of Bilal's, Alex's, or Tre's.

For anyone playing "Grab the Mic" this season, "Semi-Charmed Life" is almost a cheat code.

"Everything You Know Is Wrong" was Weird Al writing a weird AI song way before its time

I'm too worked up to do anything productive now. Clement's my favourite, and I hope he keeps doing what he's doing. Go Jays

Idea: a prim and proper character who's often shown ironing his socks.

I'm so sleepy. How am I going to get through a World Series?

Anyone else feel like the musicians on the Titanic?

I've started a note called Regrets where I jot down reoccurring painful memories. Not paragraphs. Just like "Snored loudly in class" or "Served up wrong slides to my boss". It's all about getting them out of my head, where I crucify myself with the shame, and getting them anywhere else.

This is how you do it.

Is there a name for the fear of being hate-retweeted for a joke taken out of context?

Was it a coincidence that BlueSky went public two days ago, and today I'm having trouble logging into Twitter?

when did the borg stop requiring invite codes

Great second half and OT for the Raptors. Love seeing a 4th quarter Scottie

Halloween and Christmas were always meant to be together. Why else would OCT 31 = DEC 25? Coincidence??

Yes, it's both, but is The Nightmare Before Christmas more a Halloween movie or a Christmas movie?

Here's to the staff who help you squeeze out the most from loyalty points and discounts.

Friends and I were thinking about songs and lyrics. Could anyone recommend a non-English song that just sounds amazing, that you don't need to know the meaning behind the tune?

🎼I don't wanna work I want work to be over I want to go home now And go to sleep 🎶

Sure enough, I tried to build a Machine Learning algorithm to help me with my hockey pool draft. To train the model, it would probably have to run more times than there are grains of sand in the world..

Tis the season where my keys play hide and seek in my jacket and sweater pockets...

Surely there are #raptors fans on this app. #nba

I had to go through phases. First where I couldn't twirl my umbrella. Then when I thought I looked cool doing it. But it was after passing through worrying that I was showing off and landing on not caring because it's just fun to do. That was when I was truly free.

What a relief! Happy to be here now