The Ultimate Worrier ™

The Ultimate Worrier ™

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A few sentient thoughts interspersed between BAD PUNS AND PARODY. My ReSkeets are not just endorsements, they're also requests for sex. I once made $5 online. Pronouns: Me/Mine.

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If you spot a suspicious package, what do you do? Do you alert the cops? I read, in 1996, Richard Jewell spotted a suspicious backpack in Centennial Park during the Atlanta Olympics and altered the cops. It had a pipe bomb inside, and the FBI treated him as a suspect and destroyed his life.

I read subs where men complain about their relationships with women and women complain about their relationships with men. They are equally stupid. However, one thing stands out. The use of the phrase Red Flags. Men rarely use that phrase. Women are very liberal with it, even for tiny things.

This September, a Srilankan guy in Saudi Arabia was handed the death sentence for an unflattering comment about Islam on Facebook. I just read that he'll get to keep his head attached to his body as the death sentence was set aside due to diplomatic and legal interventions by Sri Lanka.

I know Jared Kushner loves the Saudis. But after the recent execution of the couple, I looked up the number of bodies of Bangladeshi migrant workers that were repatriated from Saudi Arabia. It's 5,666 between July 2017 and June 2022.

These deaths were recorded as "natural" causes with no investigation of underlying factors such as working conditions. Same happens with Kenyans. You don't hear about this b/c it's poor Bangladeshis or Kenyans.

A few days ago, on October 14, Saudi Arabia executed a couple (a man and a woman) for an undisclosed indecent act inside a mosque. They were perhaps kissing and were beheaded for it. This is why I only kiss dogs.

Until 2013, everyone could witness public beheadings in Saudi Arabia. One notorious location was Deera Square, also called Chop-Chop Square, in Riyadh, where executions usually occurred after Friday prayers. Lots of heads were rolling there on Fridays.

How many people go to the Maldives completely oblivious to how the country works. - Citizenship is tied to being Sunni Muslim. - Leaving Islam is illegal. - Public worship of other religions is illegal. - Promoting another religion is a criminal offense. - Criticizing Islam can be prosecuted.

I had plastic surgery when this guy assaulted me and broke my nose. I called the cops, but they didn't even speak to me. They spoke to the guy and his family and claimed he acted in self defense. This was a long, long time ago, but this stuff still happens.

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The Trump administration says it has deported more than 25,000 people to countries to which they have no ties. NPR spoke to three men who say it feels like they've lost control over their own lives. n.pr/3WhaK2E

n.prIn Central African Republic, deported immigrants find themselves in limboThe Trump administration says it has deported more than 25,000 people to countries to which they have no ties. NPR spoke to three men who say it feels like they've lost control over their own lives.

People are executed for insulting the Prophet and put in jail for insulting Vishnu. They say, don't make fun of sacred stuff. There are people monitoring social media for those who say, fuck you Allah or fuck you Vishnu. Serious stuff if you're in the wrong country.

Landowners during slavery were living large. They had people do all their chores. No wonder they didn't want to give it up. Once you life that life, it's hard to downgrade. Some places still have this system, although the people who do menial work are not called slaves.

In Canada they allow people who are not well to commit suicide. It's assisted suicide. No botched suicides. It's a hot topic b/c that law is being misused. However, I think people should have the right to die with dignity.

MAGA loves mail-order brides, but the friction in getting one can be tough. So I made a mail-order bride vending machine for MAGA slackers. You put some currency in and out pops a mail-order trad wife.

Some guy was fired after he got injured at work and asked to see a doctor. They said he was late and absent--A lie. This guy had a Google timeline of every day he went to work. That's actually pretty smart if you expect your employer to do shady things.

The US passed a federal law, Big Cat Public Safety Act, in 2022 that prohibits new private ownership of big cats. Some big cats can't be domesticated and they're dangerous. But my nit is that people should be allowed to take risks. If they become lunch, that's on them. Also, Cheetahs are friendly.

Some girl couldn't get a job and jokingly said she might become a tradwife. Damn, that's true! Tradwives don't want to work, but IMO housework and cooking is much worse than a regular desk job. The worst thing is after some time, the man can just dump you and move to a younger model.

The Sri Lankan people have committed genocide against the Tamils. I'm only mentioning this because Germany's AfD's Lesbian Hitler's Sri Lankan partdner only makes sense if you take this info into context. I don't know her Sri Lankan partdner, but everyone has seen how Lesbian Hitler is. #AfD