Richie Brown

25 shots and 1 goal. Not good. #safc

I prefer my veins on the inside of my body

International breaks can GTF. We needed Ballard and Brobbey today and we don’t have them because of these unnecessary games. #safc

Alderete needs to be dropped right now. He’s been abysmal all season. #safc

Alderete needs to be dropped right now. He’s been abysmal all season. #safc

Bloody good this youtu.be/vpnSqoHnh5U?...

Didn’t the Tutty Boobs support Midway Still at the Northampton Roadmender’s once?

Swing your pants. As this really is pants. #totp

Can’t hear this without expecting A-ha and woodpeckers from Mars. Thanks Osymyso #totp

I’m quite flabbergasted by this. I thought VAR was quite right - it was a foul, he was the last man, regardless of the perceived speed of the pass by people in studios. Why on earth did Ballard’s crazy red for touching an opponent’s hair stand along with a three match ban? #safc

Oh what a surprise, Shearer doesn’t think a clear foul on the last man was a red card. Get your hat on, man. You know the one. #safc #motd

Sonique had a couple of mid 80s releases that were pretty decent too. Just tickled the bottom of the charts. #totp

Not as good as Nothing to Lose! #totp

Travis!? Aw shit, Coldplay can’t be far away…. #totp

Quite like on their excellent Girls in Peacetime want to Dance, I like Belle and Sebastian when they’re having fun. The real fans don’t though! #totp

Ace t-shirt Stuart has on there #totp

Who’s she trying to sing like? #totp

Is this around the time Damon Albarn reviewed the singles in NME and called him Jon Bum Bogey? #totp

Iron Maiden? Awesome! #totp

This is 1000x times worse than I remembered #totp

There are at least eight songs clashing on this Bluetones number #totp

Where did you go? Oh wait, you were still here in 2000? #totp

Heather ‘Loleatta Holloway for Britain’ Small and Tommy from Strictly #totp

Oops…again!? #totp

Baby baby… #totp

He was quite right to drop Wee Jimmy Krankie #totp

If the book’s being thrown at Man City then they can start by removing three of their goals from last weekend #safc

The Call my Bluff repeats on BBC4 is fast becoming my favourite show of the week. Love the friendly battles between Patrick Campbell and Frank Muir.

Finally caught up to the mile race in Athlos and will switch off afterwards. Far too American for me. Usually love extra athletics on TV, but there’s no excitement in this whatsoever.

Got to laugh at the fact JJ Gabriel has just had his testimonial season for me at Man Utd in my current #cm0102 save. Whoever put him in the database got his professionalism stat dead wrong!

Ach, we deserved a point there. 2-0 feels so wrong. Typical that HE would score and never a penalty and ref card in a million years. Ah well, expected nothing, but annoyed now. #safc

Best quiz show of all time, perhaps? BBC4 shaping up to be the channel it always promised to be 😄 Well, would love some new comedy commissions and a few more original music docs, but this’ll do me.

My very earliest TV memory - late 1980 / early 1981 I reckon. I think I felt sad for Gideon due to the other ducks bullying him.

Aw no. Richard O’Sullivan. I’m feeling really sad now.

Hoping that #safc are getting exactly what they want out of this window without the usual ITK bods knowing about it. Plenty surprises last year (albeit not last minute) and, touch wood, none of our lads are off anywhere.

Anyone else hearing strong influence from Juliet Bravo and the background music from Who Wants to be a Millionaire on the new Soft Cell single? youtu.be/ovo7zkoY09Y?...

RIP Venger

Have you ever seen a mackem in Milan? Ha ha ha ha!!!!! #safc

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5 Simpsons quotes that live in my head for some reason 1. Dental plan! Lisa needs braces. 2. Can your grandfather do this? Hey! Hey! Hey! Aw… 3. Lemonade? Please. 4. You’d better believe that’s a paddlin’ 5. Don’t be afraid to use your nails, boys!

Just like two years ago. Lost cheaply to a newly promoted Ipswich. Very very poor. #safc

Can we train our centre backs not to give the ball away like that? Three points down the drain to a very poor team. Both gifts. Awful. #safc

Static from those balloons have played havoc with Spagna’s hair #totp

Only Bon Jovi could make playing hooky to drink beer sound lame #totp

Loving the show tonight at the #bbcproms - not 100% jazz, not 100% classical, a hint of Barry Bond…goes lovely with a large brandy.

This is a wonderful wee story. I stammered from around 8 up until my mid 20s when it just kinda disappeared. The telephone fear is real. I once psyched myself up for a fortnight to phone Boogie Times in Romford to ask if they could send me a record I just couldn’t get locally.

Ah balls. Just heard about William Orbit. RIP youtu.be/eVdR2RfXGUw?...

Saw Kool and the Gang tonight - tight as a mosquita’s tweeter. If they aren’t in the Glastonbury legends slot next year, I’ll eat my dinner.

Ma / Sophia - the American Clive Dunn.