Rickaby

Was thinking of doing an 'Day in the life of being an unemployed white guy' but then I realised id just be a streamer

Marvel rivals players talking about the constant 'gooner' nature of skins is a combination of 1.) A rise in purity/prudes and 2.) People being lame ass about how looking at sexy babe's is rad

Shocking new development in #Timgate the notorious hater Timothee chamalet has come out ROARING with new SLANDER on these hundred to thousand years old art forms that surely isn't hyper-recycled news trash

A 'Venti' coffee?? A VENTI?? Coffee?? It's a big boy tasty tasty why not just write that fucking zoomers

Grandma's urn whispering to me like the green goblin mask to drink her

Scooby doo live action reboot gonna be a season of a dog that dont talk, a stoner who dont stone and an unreal amount of sexual tension and no titties being sucked

Don't hype up the cat (I'm the cat)

Mewgenics discourse is hilarious. Ed is the definition of a hyper leftist with a 2000's edge lord sense of humour, y'all need to learn to laugh

Just a kitty cat snoozing by a window kinda day

They really outta try this Olympics thing out but in the Summer next time

If ignorance is bliss why am I so stupid and miserable

Slop YouTuber in 70,000 BC reviewing the bow and arrow : "Yeah controversial they don't develop with balance in mind, really gonna ruin the lifespan of this game, hope the devs are watching"

This cat is a master of stealth

Playing Deadlock and being hit with prime league/dota memories, probably going to commit my life to this game

I remember the truth dog shit was white!!!

"Do you think 100 men could defeat 1 gorilla?" No, how could we, once we see the sadness in its eyes, as its cousin descends on him. We mourned for Harambe. What have we become.

I'm telling ya, he's gonna try and do it

Reckon this was the last pizza be ate? Maybe even the last gift by a humble man? Eata da pizza Mr pope I make-a for you Mr holy man

I don't goon like a child I beat off like a man

If lead is so toxic why is it so delicious

any second now Trump is gonna declare himself the New Pope

if being autistic meant you didn't have to pay taxes I would be able to buy way more commissions of mpreg goku//knuckles

Dogs aren't allergic to chocolate they just give up after trying it for the first time Subscroo for more dog facts that the man doesn't want you to know

spent all day excited about going onto the internet and getting pissed off, going great so far

Was walking around with an Umbrella all day while its grey out, didn't rain once Absolutely pathetic behaviour out of me, gonna need to re-evaluate my life

Quality of RPG's can be rated solely by amount of Goblins'n'Slimes (GNS)

People really respect my unsolicited medical advice now that I'm addicted to Vicodin

Me the next day after breaking out of shawshank prison: "Man, last night was like a movie"