Rick Rocket

I have a billion dollar idea. A box (Ballot Box) that you can hook up to your TV that allows you to filter out all political advertisements once all the eligible voters in your household have voted in the current election. This would drive up early voting tremendously. I’m so sick of these ads.

NGL, I’m the biggest Brewers fan right now. #Astros

Well, I guess the Rockets might be good this year. #Astros

Well, it was good interacting with you all this season. I guess we will see what they do in the offseason. #Astros

I hope the #Astros make a deep playoff run because football season is basically over for me at this point.

The major platforms—Facebook, YouTube, and X—are all refusing to show the trailer for the upcoming documentary that eviscerates the ridiculous pest Elon Musk. So I guess we have to do our part to make sure it is seen. www.youtube.com/watch?v=eY_8...

I’m sorry, Lucas Spence. I didn’t know what you were about. #Astros

It is amazing to me that all the Republicans in Texans are running on is Transphobia. That’s all they have. Every political ad is transphobia. They have nothing else. Very crazy.

I need to move so maybe I can enjoy sports. #HoustonSports

Who sucks worse? #Astros #Texans

Come on, man. How many times does it take to realize that Bennett Sousa sucks? How is he still on the major league roster? #Astros

What a perfect Houston sports ending. It even exceeded by low expectations. Great job #Texans.

Did I just time travel back to last January? No running game, 3rd and long, QB turns over the ball. What a bunch of crap. #Texans

I just watched part of a series on Prime that was called Extinct where humans are brought back from extinction 400 years in the future. If there was a good reason why the human race should go extinct, it was because we made that awful series and broadcast it on TV.

I’m so bored with this lineup. If Yordan is in a slump, there’s just nothing exciting about any of it. #Astros

Bennett Sousa sucks. Who could have predicted that he would continue to suck? How surprising. #Astros

Bennett Sousa loses the game for us again. Great job. #Astros

Ok, I quit. Channel change. #Astros

Varsho and Altuve are making all of my previous comments sound stupid in this game so far. I’m not mad about it. #Astros

This Astros team is looking more and more like a team that is lacking clubhouse leadership. No one seems to have any urgency about the terrible play in every phase of the game. #Astros

Having Varsho and Walker batting 4 and 5 is just managerial malpractice. #Astros

I would almost have been willing to bet my life that Christian Walker would not get a hit with a man on third and two outs. #Astros

FTR! #Astros

Hahahaha! FTR! #Astros

Who is next? .500 finally. #Astros

One more game for two sweeps in a row? I don’t hate it. #Astros

#Astros let’s keep it going!

How have we normalized several people getting shot EVERY SINGLE DAY in Houston? It is ridiculous and dangerous.

Now that the World Cup is over, what the hell am i going to watch for sports enjoyment until football starts next month? #Astros

Oh well, I hate baseball anyway. #Astros

Perpetual rally killer Christian Walker. Damn it. #Astros

Well, we sent Burrows down. I think Sugar Land could use another starting pitcher. Arrighetti is washed. #Astros

How many times does Burrows have to suck and cause us to lose before he is taken out of the rotation? #Astros

How many bad calls have been challenged and overturned in this game so far? This umpire sucks. #Astros

Jose very seldom disappoints. #Astros

I’m glad we got on the board first. We’ll need it with Burrows pitching. #Astros

Welcome back, sucky pitching at home Mike Burrows. #Astros

Happy June 27th to you Houstonians who celebrate. It just happens to be my birthday and also Yordan Alvarez’s birthday. youtube.com/playlist?lis...

Once again, Walker sucks. Maybe he needs to go back the mustache only look. #Astros

Jose ties it up. #Astros

Is anyone else at the game tonight? #Astros

Bread and butter or sweet pickles. Dill only and spicy dill preferred.