Horsing Around Historian 🐎🧶🍞🥖📚

I lasted two days at a hair salon, the manager hired me as a color specialist, she tried to give me three perms with roller sets. One lady chewed me out for not teasing her hair enough. I packed up my equipment and rolled myself out the door.

Holding up pretty well, considering the state of the world. Reading Lilith's Brood by Octavia Butler and putting almost 5k on my WIP #WeeknightWriters

I've been crocheting a supernova blanket for my besties housewarming present. #WeeknightWriters

Mitch McConnell is MIA two weeks from a hospitalization. Where is the 84 year old Senator at? #wheresMitch

Hey, has anyone seen Mitch McConnell? #wheresmitch

Oh man this hurts, Russell is out #F1 #CanadianGP

Day one of the Kentucky three-day event is in the books. I will say judging seem to be inconsistent and all over the place. Hopefully tomorrow is a little more even. #bestweekendallyear

Jelly Roll makes music for people who know how much Sudafed they can get for a catalytic converter

My first Thanksgiving as an adult not cooking and it's glorious I hate Thanksgiving and to finally be cleared of this responsibility is amazing.

Yes, I've given up on the Saints when they and Benson gave money and legal advice to the archdiocese to fight SA charges

Share this with your Reps and Senators

Just finished GDT Frankenstein and holy sheet that movie is an emotional rollercoaster. So many amazing lines, this is a movie you will have to watch multiple times. Fucking nailed it.

Oh so this is why I didn't get raptured

Banksy fucking nailed it

I snorted Dr Pepper

Racing Hall of Fame trainer D. Wayne Lukas, whose life included many different chapters—nearly all of which shaped today's racing—died June 28 in Louisville, Ky. He was 89.

A capybara farting in the bath is the start to the weekend you didn't know you needed.🔊🆙️

Roman soldiers today

PSA not all redheads are Irish Thank you

So when will the mandatory buy a Tesla law kick in?

RIP Tik Tok I didn't use you or even download you no matter how hard my friends tried. I'm a reader not a watcher but I'm sad that others are losing something they enjoyed.

It's snowing y'all

Happy Thanksgiving Today is the day I get to make my infamous Pilgrim Monument cookies God bless those who do not test their products

I agree

So I have isopods that are pets. They're the Panda King variety and yes they look like little pandas. Spotted one that has a beautiful morph and has more white bands. They're gorgeous 😻 I do have two stripeless pods I see on the extra foods

I cannot stress this enough

Why yes, yes it is

I won't doomscroll I won't doomscroll I won't doomscroll Crap

Happy Halloween y'all

Tap tap Is this thing on?