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Shrimp Jesus He died for your shrins

Why this mf look like Bill Maher

Playing the new Deltarune chapter and realizing I missed a recruit in chapter 2 I am honored to replay those 5 chapters

Why do they have so much aura

Just learned that The Mask might be the best reaction image character oat

when the cold so bad you gotta start gulping the water

Being born in January’s cool bc I don’t have to scroll on the “your month, your thing” posts

South Park is the modern day Charlie Brown and I will not be taking questions

I’d just like everyone to know that I was actually Mothman the whole time

I think sea lions should be the new screaming goats in animated movies

You're telling me a devil laid those eggs?

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I had a dream that there was a video called “Things people who eat 600 calories per meal say” and the thumbnail was a soyjak doing the Asgore face. I woke up I remembered that 1800 calories is less than the recommended amount.

I am the chicken parmesan that is approaching

God I love indie animated pilots give me more of them NOW

I hate when I’m acting out my evil schemes and then some troublesome brats go and foil my dastardly plans.

Finally playing og Hollow Knight. It rocks

Silksong today! (I’ve never played Hollow Knight)

Happy birthday Undertale.

Saw Fantastic 4, and it’s…Pretty good. Not fantastic, but pretty good. I liked it less than Superman, but more than Thunderbolts. They tried, and that counts.

Feeling creepy and cooky. Mysterious and spooky, perhaps.

Folks is Donkey Kong worth the 520$

A formal woodchuck is called a woodcharles.

Finally playing Deltarune because I’m even procrastinating on procrastination.

Superman has the best release date for the worst reasons.

I have found a connection between The Muppets and Jason Vorhees: Both took Manhattan.

Character idea: A sentient slice of toast named Breadward

Sometimes I’ll just see an animal do something and just think “Bro don’t got arms”

I call it Peak-ay. Rhymes with DK.

Hey Lois this reminds me of that time I invoked the ancient power of an Elder God

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Villains with antlers hit different.

Finally. Deltarune tomorrow.

Is Dwayne Johnson’s biology technically geology

This is true doomscrolling.

Xbox: Adds new Doom and Oblivion SONY: We’re removing 20 games, including GTA and Batman. Have 9 games you’ve never heard of in return.

A whale country album with a song called Baleen

My motivation to keep playing Dark Souls is not having wasted 20 bucks.

Yes I’m a William, yes I’m only a William, and I’m sitting at the top of the Capital Hilliam

I could really use a cold spoonful of apple sauce

Question! If anyone knows! Is it legal to use Canva Pro graphics in a book cover!? Thanks! #booksky

God: *Takes out Adam's rib* Adam: Whoa, man! You can't just do that to a guy! God: Wait...Say that again... And thus, the birth of Eve.

“What are we, some kind of Thunderbolts?” -Bucky, probably

I can't believe it! 2/3 of the PS plus games next month are good! Better than 0/3!

I am formally requesting Earth’s population (and beyond if possible) to purchase Titanfall 2 so EA can shove it

I dislike protractors. I’m antitractor.