A strange thing is when you get to a point in your life when you suddenly look at friends you known for a decade or more and dearly love and realise that if you met them for the first time today, you would hate them.
Am playing a very fun form of roulette where I’m in a taxi on the way to a wedding in Croatia, shortly after a bout of explosive diarrhoea. Will I shit myself before I arrive? Place bets now! Every gurgle of my stomach is an emotional rollercoaster!
Can someone who is Good at the Computer explain why the iOS keyboard works perfectly fine on Reddit and then absolutely shits the bed when I try to post here