"max"

(trying to figure out if someone's a luddite) so are you into ludd?

i'm preordering the new sandwich press to get the ham & cheese bundle so i'm good to go with a sandwich straight out of the box

my buddy kurt blanche is allowed to do whatever he likes

dude do you mind if i take a biopsy from you? so i can continue my investigations while you're at work?

(early human in first day at a creative agency) what if we crafted crude representations of animals out of clay

(guy who's mad that george rr martin is going too slow but doesn't realise he's a book behind) george is fucking tapped out dude. we're never getting a dance with dragons at this point

me: (holding up a champagne glass and doing the face leonardo does in the great gatsby). my buddies: (reciprocating)

i have seen and reviewed digger (2026) #plemonspromise boxd.it/gFsnbp

"oh i'm not going to see digger because i heard it's bad" ok. that's nice for you. some of us have made the Plemons Promise (see any movie if jesse plemons is in it) so we don't have a choice.

why not.. i've earned a little albumposting

wolfman on halloween. infinitegossip.substack.com/p/wolfman-on...

(seeing a stray dog) let's see which house you belong to. ah... no family crest on your blazer...

when shops say they have a sale on i'm like yeah. that's what shops do

(guy who got in big trouble for putting foil in the microwave buying a fridge) does this one have any weird rules

tfw the elderly german manager of the squash court is stingy with the a/c

memory foam technology allows the pillow to "remember" your head shape (approximately the same shape as every other person in the whole world) and position preference (middle of the pillow)

looking fantastic ladies. keep it up

just saw an ant hauling a whole grain of rice back to his nest. they're gonna give that guy a round of applause when he pulls in

out: gooners. in:

(worm in richard scarry's busytown who refuses to get its driver's licence) i don't need my own apple. not when i can just get the bus everywhere

draft 3 done... prayers up for max

got something i need to get off my chest. yes i'm ed sheeran's new PR hire and told him to fire macklemore. but in my defence my buddy invented a new carbon monoxide flavor vape and i promised him i'd try it out

insane to put this level of effort into painting the windows xp desktop and then depict it on an apple monitor

it's kind of amazing how, nearly 30 years after their 90s alt rock masterpiece ok computer was released, a hometown show in tel aviv from radiohead can still feel electric

(horde member voice) friday sounds good. but i'll have to see what the rest of the horde's doing

if i was on alone i'd be sprinting everywhere. i'd do backflips. put on a show for em

great writing advice from robert walser

It’s official! The live-action film of YOU MUST UNDERSTAND THIS IF YOU WANT TO LIVE, currently in production, will be titled YOU MUST UNDERSTAND THIS IF YOU WANT TO LIVE. #YouMustUnderstandThisIfYouWantToLiveMovie

found the lake king's sceptre... hmu if you need any wishes granted rn

there should be a version of black mirror that shows you the good side of technology, like how AI can help you cheat on your essay

"the mandalorian & grogu"? no thanks. i'd rather watch "neither the mandalorian nor grogu". please pretend i posted this a couple of months ago. cheers

tell everyone dude. we're all getting dinner at One Big Bowl later. (later at One Big Bowl) fuck.. it's hard to get close to the bowl with all these people here

love book of the new sun love perusing r/genewolfe for fan theories and discussion. however many of its contributors are this way inclined

it feels crazy to buy an axe. are you sure i'm allowed to have this

a lot of you are not posting good enough to receive 80g free chestnuts

it's balmy outside today. you won't need a jacket if you're heading out.

i'd love to ride around on one of those big upright stretchers they had hannibal lecter on. show me the city girl. push me standing up

(texting my boys) regardless of where one stands on the matter of autotune, casablancas' clapback at fantano was downright undignified.

lately when someone around me fucks up i've been saying "i see you've trained with the masters"

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finally posted these new stickers to my web store. $10 each come get maxlavergne.square.site

some of my buddies are hilarious, like the fourth panel of a web comic. but i'm more intriguing, like the third panel of a web comic

(at eb games after i invented my own gaming console) are there any new games for max's game station?

kelsie is such a great writer. this is fucked up

me (gritting my teeth): van cleef. my buddy (gritting his teeth): arpels.