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Just saw The Odyssey. It’s good, it really reminds me of Police Academy 2. #Theodyssey

I mean, unicorns causing autism hasn’t been ruled out either

“My felt my life was in danger and, I don’t know, I just kinda snapped”

Is DC okay? This looks more like an attack than a fireworks show.

Happy Fourth of July from Willie and me!

Thousands of Trump supporters on the National Mall ordered to evacuate from the thunderstorm have sought shelter inside the National Museum of African American History and Culture. Y'all...

That #capeverde goalie is a legend

It really would be so funny if it happened on July 4th.

Freaking Antifa paying all those actors to not show up at the fair.

First he took away abortion, now he broke the knicks. Thanks, asshole.

Those boos were so loud. good job nyc.

Next time Trump spews his unhinged bullsh*t, instead of asking, "Where's the evidence?" when there clearly is none, journalists need to instead ask, "Are you lying or have you been misinformed?"

AI artwork looks the way Christian rock sounds.

When you elect a felon to any position of power, you guarantee corruption, chaos, cruelty. Texas. It's time for a change. #Voices4Victory #USDrmocracy #dv1

Oh PULLLEEEEZE.

Can’t wait to hear about the new “peace deal” Monday around 7:30 AM before the markets open.

@barackobama.bsky.social hay can you please negotiate with Iran again? We could really use your expertise. ♥️ Thank you, America

I was in a meeting today and the person presenting the software they were selling kept audibly saying “boop” every time he clicked on things. It happened about 8 hours ago and it’s still eating at me.

What if Pam Bondi's husband has even bigger tits

“…Ok,now I want it revealed that someone robbed an assload of KitKats…. and let’s also reveal Kristi Noems husband’s gigantic googly cockeyed boobs. Pull back, camera 2….”

🤣🤣

We’re aware.

Q: If you're saying the war is ending, do you still need $200 billion? Trump: "It's always nice to have."

#talarico

I can’t believe they arrested #princeAndrew. Don’t they know the Dow is OVER 50,000???

youtu.be/oiTJ7Pz_59A

I’m beginning to think…he was the one… who posted the racist image on his account