River (they/them)

I've not quite got up to the point of doing much else interesting yet so here is where you can see me in motion for videos on tiktok or whatever else I might be up to over on ig. TT: tiktok.com/@riverofrocks IG: www.instagram.com/riverofrocks...

What if I reacted to a photo of your boobs with "meowzers honey, those knockers could knock my direction like a swat team at a drug bust😻"? Would that be cool?

Thanks to the boots employee trying to rush me out bc I accidentally turned up more last minute than intented bc now I have a much more effective way to shave and feel kinda affirmed :3

Why is a peaceful protest seen as the only way to challenge rule? Most major change has come from an acknowledgement that the options are have a conversation or be killed by those who have had enough. Suffering will continue if the worst those causing it recieve is a stern word and chanted slogan.

So disappointed Royal & The Serpents Manchester concert got cancelled but I've still got 2 more booked for this year and one for next year, all of which really exciting. Girl In The Year Above is now the next and the singer has some of the most impressive live vocals I've heard yet icl.

I need to stop procrastinating ringing the gp, it is quite important I get round go it in a set amount of time.. Clearly spiting my awkward arse not presently taking requests via the site 😠😢

It doesn't feel so good when the disorder acts like a disorder and I can't fucking function normally for like an hour at least

Whether or not I learn enough to do my pride look right in the space of less than 2 weeks is uncertain but I have delusion on my side

Why do people who lean right politically get away with saying such horrendous things to people? Istg just let me return it and communicate just how little their life is valued, why the fuck should I have to be considerate?

Sometimes I find myself immensely funny and if you don't laugh it's your problem for being so bland

How old I'll be in individual years is so easy to calculate yet I still habe to take a min each time

This app is way too easy to forget

Bigots get away with saying the most horrifically cruel things but I'd be banned fuckin anywhere if I directly said what I wished upon them. Like, better if they improved upon themselves but if not it's impossible to truthfully say I wish well for their mental and physical condition.

Are you a nee naw or a wee woo type of emergency vehicle?

Gotta be super opportunistic on days where my brains up to speed because some days the wit just vanishes

If you spout political opinions and aren't registered to vote, shut the fuck up until you are because seriously, why do you think your opinion has any value if you are not willing to be active and do something about it?

Istg theres nothing more soul crushing sometimes than going from talking semi-frequent to seeing that final message just becoming older and older until it hits that point you know you just don't talk no more.

Might have to start considering it psychological warfare when somebody I'm disagreeing with likes my reply

So glad I don't have the same habit of posting everything I think somewhere that I once did bc it'd honestly just appear rather troubling quite quickly.

People will say shit like "I was young and dumb" as if even that makes up for how bizarrely stupid the thing they did was. No matter how many times you repeat it it still is not answering any questions I have.

Photos of Seb Lowe, The North and Kate Couriel performing in Liverpool o2 Academy on 18/04/2026. More photos and videos of each on instagram and tiktok. #concert #livemusic #britishmusic

I'm sometimes great at taking photos, sometimes terrible but I really like these ones. #photos #outdoors #photosatnight

If life gets boring you can interrupt a bingo night full of the most insufferable cunts you've ever heard of. So long as its people who are unlikeable anyways I hear it's totally okay.

Istg if things don't go the exact way I thought it out my brain jumps to the worst possible conclusion, no wonder I've hardly got shit done so far. Like, no River, your focus is a bit shit today but that doesn't mean all life plans are obliterated.

I'll go from taking ages to speak bc my brain is not processing a single thought to rapid firing every word spoken and there will be no heads up at all.

Can google just introduce an easy option to turn off that stupid piece of shit ai overview?

Somebody please do the responsible thing and entrust the scheduling of Avanti West Coast services to Northern Rail 😭

Some photos from Artio's show at Deaf Institute in Manchester, supported by High Regard and Big Cat Chic. 21/03/2026. #concert #music #ukbands #rock #concertphotos #livemusic

didn't exactly score with the town I actually live but Manchester and Liverpool each being so close by is a win

Kachow bb, that bonnet be a beauty ;)

So at what point do I just randomly start posting like a thirsty bitch? bc doing that spontaneously feels awfully amusing to me

I find it so funny the very next train I needed to catch after this was one of theirs half an hour behind schedule, I got my hopes up too soon.

The nail polish i ordered didn't arrive on time so now i just gotta stick with this less than preferable white one for the concert. It still works, just not as fancy with the outfit.

Avanti West Coast are surprisingly on time recently, is this a sign of immense good luck or something?

I am so glad my vocal lessons tomorrow aren't as early, its always fuckin trouble trying to figure out just how early is best to aim to be up for to account for it.

I am gonna end this week so sleep deprived I'm pretty sure, but hey progress is being made and if I actually open my laptop and get to the stuff I need even more will be.

my ability to concentrate right now is so lacking lmao

A universal experience of those with pets is apologising repeatedly to them while trying to hold them still a minute to make sure they've not injured themselves because for whatever reason, despite being completely fine, they found a way to make it appear as though they weren't. #pets

For once got shit to do on most my Thursdays and Saturdays until late March, tbf for now the Thursday is the only one to be continuous but damn I finally kinda got a bit of a schedule.

Dark and rather blurry zoomed in train station platform because idk, I've nothing else to post ig #photos #night #traintracks #unitedkingdom

Is it just the rule at this point that every noteworthy figure who says "I didn't know Epstein" also has at least 3 photos with him. Most photogenic nonce in history according to every big name celeb, politician and ultra wealthy individual over the past couple decades. #epsteinfiles #politics

but really, whats better, uwu or woo-hoo?!

Hypno kinks have been getting weird as shit recently. @bbnomula.bsky.social