River/Smock

River/Smock

@riversmock.bsky.social

25 year old bird thing who likes video games and mascots way too much. He/him PLEASE be 18 or over if you're following here, this is an sfw account but it can get a bit risque sometimes Pfp by @lightsen.bsky.social

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Hi chat, Mario Kart World is getting a recomp and unsurprisingly it’s vibecoded slop, but what I find incredibly goddamn funny is that everything is in a big fat yellow piss filter and idk why I’m laughing at all this (fully expecting Nintendo to take it down within 2 weeks lmao)

Remember when game anniversaries actually had tie in games? Sonic and Pokemon apparently forgot to do that entirely with their anniversaries lmfao

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Something that the article seems to fail to mention is that this isn't about AI generated assets, its about using AI to run and validate human made code. This is like saying "spell check" is AI

NESbot@nesbot.bsky.social

Capcom Announces Plans to Transform the RE Engine Into an AI-Generation Game Engine www.resetera.com/threads/16...

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Wario64@wario64.bsky.social

New Ace Attorney title announced - Ace Attorney: Dual Destinies VR - Announcement Trailer (Coming 2027 for Meta VR Glasses, Meta Quest 3/3S, Quest Pro, and Quest2) www.youtube.com/watch?v=-674...

If the Cybertruck wasn’t enough If AI Darth Vader wasn’t enough If them adding AI art into the game with CH7 wasn’t enough If EPIC GAMES DONATING TO A LITERAL TERF WASNT ENOUGH IF EPIC USING AI FOR SKIN CREATION EVERYTHING WASNT ENOUGH IF THE UPCOMING FNAF COLLAB DONATING TO TRUMP WASNT ENOUGH

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It’s 2013. Ubisoft has inexplicably delayed the release of the already finished Rayman Legends out of its original release window that had very little competition, and will instead release it in direct competition of a new Grand Theft Auto and a Legend of Zelda remake It’s 2026. Guess fucking what

Fucking hell the V/H\S series is some of my fav horror stuff and this stunt they’re pulling is probably gonna get the franchise killed AGAIN.

sarah zedig 🐐@hmsnofun.bsky.social

UPDATE: SCP Foundation have posted a statement saying they were not consulted or contacted about the A24 SCP project. scp-wiki.wikidot.com/statement-on...

Duality of Koei Tecmo; puts Age of Imprisonment on cartridge, decides next that they just don’t wanna do it anymore and puts Pokopia and this on GKC

Wario64@wario64.bsky.social

Hyrule Warriors: Age of Calamity – Definitive Edition - Switch 2 (KC?) up for preorder at Best Buy ($69.99) buff.ly/jVRaPZ4 #ad no box art shown. JPN release is key card. May be keycard due to Koei Tecmo game

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trust

Wario64@wario64.bsky.social

Two Nintendo Directs announced: The Legend of Zelda 40th anniversary - Sept 8 at 7 AM PT Nintendo Direct - Sept 9 at 7 AM PT

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Hi everyone! Looks like discord is STILL planning on enabling age verification bullshit. And it’s much worse than we thought. It might be time to start using and moving to Fluxer or Stoat now.

Hi everyone! Looks like discord is STILL planning on enabling age verification bullshit. And it’s much worse than we thought. It might be time to start using and moving to Fluxer or Stoat now.

If this State Of Play taught me anything, it’s that you only need your old consoles, a good gaming PC and a Switch 2 for your gaming devices now. nothing else outside of those.

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Astro Man for some reason

Bug@bed-buggy.bsky.social

dude it just hit me Astro Man has appeared in 3 mainline games now

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Twitch and Amazon are apparently planning to use streams to train Generative AI. Multiple sources tell me it will be announced in the coming months, despite some internal friction against it. Creators may be able to opt out of some training data.

Hahahaha guess I’m not streaming ever then 🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃

Zach Bussey 🍁@zachbussey.tos.gg

Twitch and Amazon are apparently planning to use streams to train Generative AI. Multiple sources tell me it will be announced in the coming months, despite some internal friction against it. Creators may be able to opt out of some training data.

Want to remind you all that the last GameCube title added to this service was in march with Pokemon XD IT HAS BEEN NEARLY SIX ENTIRE MONTHS WITHOUT ANOTHER ONE OF THESE

Wario64@wario64.bsky.social

ZERO RACERS and D-HOPPER coming to Virtual Boy - Nintendo Classics on Aug 4 (previously unreleased games) A screen color customization feature will also be added on Aug 4 for Virtual Boy

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Microsoft uploaded a "comparison" video between the original Halo CE and the remake that's coming out, and when the original game was shown, they put an ugly lowpass filter over the music to REALLY sell how old and ugly it is x.com/XBOX/status/... personally i don't think they went far enough

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at least nintendo had the decency to offer a physical cartridge for their 80 dollar game

Wario64@wario64.bsky.social

Grand Theft Auto VI is priced at $79.99 / Ultimate Edition $99.99. -Physical version includes a download code inside the box. Preloads begin Nov 12 -Preorders begin at midnight local time PR: www.businesswire.com/news/home/20... Ultimate and preorder bonus info: www.rockstargames.com/VI

Literally this is exactly what happened to Nintendo’s Miiverse in 2016, posts got limited, a complete site revamp happened, user base outside of the off topic communities plummeted and that’s mainly the reason why it shut down the next year lmao (please for let twitter shutter next it’d be so funny)

Culture Crave 🍿@culturecrave.co

Unverified accounts on Twitter (X) now have a daily limit of 50 posts and 200 replies

Parents have confirmed that I have ruined my relationship with them and can’t fix it. I’m genuinely fucking done and I’m glad I’m getting away from them soon.