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Jesus can look like anybody because he lives in your heart, and my Jesus looks like a sexy little black girl.

If our Patreon gets to $500,000 next month, Rich is going to analyze the Chip 'n Dales movie.

Then at the end we learn that Data is just like the audience: he just wants to die.

Well thanks for telling us about this documentary we can't see anywhere.

There's nothing better than a bad dummy.

We had to open and name a local landfill after him. Kennedy Diaper Memorial Landfill.

GUN CHUNKS™

I didn't know any Pokémon characters and that makes me the real winner.

I'm going to assume, now that Alex Kurtzman sees that people like this, he's gonna have a hissy fit and get this canned. #startreklegacy

We're trying to be cheerful and funny for you folks at home.

I'm in my early 40s, bitch.

Most actors are crazy and they love themselves and when you let them loose it leads to disaster.

I saw the Barbie movie and it was atrocious. It was laughably naive and contradictory to what it was trying to do.

It's the 9-11 of Best of the Worst.

Anyone can create art.

It's ironic that they're releasing this movie in 3D considering Jared Leto's acting can barely make one dimension.

If I saw this movie when I was 20 years old, I would probably find it super inspiring. As opposed to now, where I never want to make a feature film ever again. I'm too old and jaded.

Why, that's funny! I was also about to watch Dickshark.

You say 'repetitive', I say 'building tension'.

This is a movie made for gen alpha, which is a notoriously sexless generation.

You don't interrupt a man during his pitch.

I want people who are actually intelligent and care about the science. I don't want blue lasers shining into the space hole that open up the magical evil dimension, immortal monster dimension, that want to eat everything. I don't want that at all.

Nobody has sex with a corpse in this whole movie! What are these people talking about?! Unless you consider Dracula a corpse.

I'm not a real baby, it's a fetish thing.

People are starved for real movies.

Women be shoppin'?!

You and me grew up in a world where the middle class was a thing. The middle class is currently shrinking. When the middle class shrinks, that's when you get horrible shit like the Empire.

Two out-of-focus female characters in the background kiss! So progressive! Way to go, Disney!

If there's one thing I've learnt from your story, it's that if Kyle Gallner is in any way upset about our video I know I could kick his fucking ass.

I never said it was a rape orgy.

I am a man of visual medium. I'm a filmmaker, I'm an artist, and I'm a garbage picker.

I don't think there's any arguing that new Trek has been just a monumental disaster of biblical proportions.

We don't want anything to do with these Italians. They need to stop.

Oh hey, look, a scene with actors emoting. This is nice.

Golan and Globus were ahead of their time. They knew that, some day, there's gonna be a generation of prudes.

Theaters in the US are only a place where people go to eat nachos and pizza in shame in the dark.

Terror Vision, make your fonts bigger. Specifically for us.

Mike, what episode of Star Trek did Annihilation remind you of?

Now, I'm not being sexist! Relax, people.

Bring back nudity in movies, damn it! We can handle it, we're adults.

True crime is like the fight club for soccer moms.