Rob

Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #810,057!

Found the one person that hooked on phonics didn’t work for..

To recap, he can’t pronounce: •Iraq • Israel • Jordan • Kuwait • Lebanon • Oman • Palestine (State of Palestine / West Bank and Gaza Strip) • Qatar • Saudi Arabia • Syria • Türkiye (Turkey) • United Arab Emirates • Yemen • Bahrain • Cyprus • Egypt • Iran

March 1933: The Nazi government established the Reich Ministry of Public Enlightenment and Propaganda under Joseph Goebbels on March 14, 1933, to regulate all mass media, literature, and public expression

What a friend said before setting me up on a blind date , "Just be yourself. That seems like a terrible plan. I've met me. I wouldn't recommend it. Im basically a walking health and Safety violation with a personality that requires adult supervision

People be like: "just listen to that little voice inside your head" Bro, no. That motherfucker wants me to choke stupid people

know I'm not famous, but I'm pretty fucking sure someone's therapist knows my full name.

Don't forget to be an asshole today Someone is having a good day they dont deserve. Ruin it🤙✌️

Yall had one job and yall fucked it up.

Even when they make shit up, and then create a conspiracy around it they can’t even equate the facts..your name would not be on a polling list if you advance vote, they take it off…you also need ID to vote..that has your address...these people are dumb.

My child has lost his shopping for clothes on his own privalage till he’s 18..

I drove around with 6 people in a 5-seat car, a 200-CD binder on someone's lap, and absolutely 0 way for our parents to track us. I'd leave the house Friday night with $20, a Nokia, a questionable plan,and somehow everyone made it to the same party You get anixous making a call we ain’t the same 

Remember: A stripper and therapist care about the same amount

Would kill to get my hands on one right now

🤣😂🇨🇦 We ain’t mad at all of you..sorry bout dat

Sir Robert Watson-Watt In February 1935, A Scottish physicist demonstrated the first working radar system to detect aircraft, Heinrich Hertz: In 1886, the German physicist proved that radio waves could reflect off metallic and solid objects Christian Hülsmeyer In 1904, built the "Telemobiloskop,"

The next papal decree is gonna be titled the art of the deal. Just watch. Imagine calling the pope a liar

Zero fucks Obama should run again

They’re coming in fucking hot today lol

And there it is. An American citizen actively working against the national interest and security of of the USA and an ally and bragging about it. Wish there was a word for that…

“He should be on HGTV” LMFAO 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

Hold the fuck on, there were no seatbelts??

Gossip girl and records with the fire on #relaxing

The audacity of some. Yea you park in my driveway, just randomly, then yell at me when I block your ass in after you walk away, saying it’s unneighbourly..listen Chad, your lucky I didn’t cut all four of your tires, set your airbags off and have it towed So now you can wait till I’m done eating.

It’s election day. That means margaritas and wings all day

Today 10/24/26 is a Pythagorean Triple. 10 squared+24 squared=262 squared. 100+576=676. It’s the final Pythagorean Theorem Day of most of our lives, the next one is March 4, 2105. Not sure why it’s making me sad. Maybe bc it’s something most of us will have for the last time. So enjoy the day.

My kids know me as Dad—which is pretty funny, because there’s a version of me from back in the day they definitely wouldn’t have been allowed to hang out with…

I thought Americans didn’t need us for anything…I guess getting elected is the exception, go figure .

“Can’t have in the USA”. Dude was born in Rochester hills Michigan, doesn’t get much more American than that.

Oh hell no. Buddy can get fucked.

They literally came back with “nah fuck them kids”. Seriously. Good luck folks.

It’s a pro day tomorrow, oldest is at work, youngest is upstairs, went up to talk to him, he’s on the phone with a girl and he phoned her house! , pumping Wu tang on a cassette…the world is healing

What ever happened to wine coolers?

Except for the RAGBRAI (the Register's Annual Great Bicycle Ride Across Iowa, which is the world's oldest, largest, and longest recreational multi-day bicycle touring event, held annually during the last full week of July, it spans roughly 400 to 500 miles across the state🤷‍♂️

I usually just turn the key and pull the cord. But hey must’ve a new thing

Don’t speak right now. But…

Oh yea almost forgot. We had a rainbow this morning

Parenting hack. Uncle Ben’s rice packs. You’ll thank me later

Banger. Buy her ice cream and chocolate.

Yea at 10k a ticket peacearchnews.com/2026/10/22/s...

I am not suggesting I am old… but during my time in school, we crafted ashtrays for our parents in art class.

I don’t know about that

That’s a big boy.

We need to bring back the cola wars of the 92, one that literally transitioned an entire province to Pepsi only. A grudge that still exists today

But sure, there’s no need to regulate AI Wonder how that thought process is going now