Robbie Bettelon

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Detroit finishes 3-1 in their first four games, and they're no longer the only undefeated team in the East. They'll need to generate better offense tomorrow night against the Charlotte Hornets. Game recap for @detroitbadboys.bsky.social www.detroitbadboys.com/detroit-pist...

JALEN BRUNSON TONIGHT 🔥 5-for-18 FROM THE FIELD 0-for-5 FROM DEEP 0 STEALS 0 BLOCKS GAME-HIGH 32 FLOPS BEST. IN. THE. LEAGUE.

Where has this Ausar been all game? Dude all of a sudden decides to start being aggressive, and good things are happening. Needs to stick with it throughout the season to get that confidence up

Brunson has officially shot more free throws than shot attempts, and he’s 4/14 from the floor currently This is truly some miserable basketball to watch

Brunson might be the worst watch in the league Dude runs straight forward into contact and falls over

We got Jaden Akins minutes in NY!

Drink every time Brunson exaggerates any contact and ends up on the floor You may be passed out by halftime

Josh Hart needs to tie his shoes a little tighter when he sees Cade’s left-to-right ‘tween

Still shocked that Dan Orlovsky didn’t know a percent was out of 100 Feels like that needs to be a baseline question before you’re allowed to get on TV with a microphone We are surrounded by idiots

Bars

Cade: 21.3/4.7/8.0 on 49%/35%/74% Duncan: 19.7/2.0/2.3 on 47%/54%/80% Collins: 15.0/7.7/0.7 on 51%/50%/0% Daniss: 12.0/5.0/4.7 on 55%/71%/78% Reed: 11.0/8.3/2.3 on 61%/100%/60% Green: 8.7/3.3/0 on 44%/46%/100% Huerter: 5.7/4.0/2.0 on 35%/25%/0% Ron: 3.3/5.0/3.0 on 27%/0%/100% What stands out?

I am going to throw up

We’ve got Okorie minutes!

Bizarre game, but a great game, and as always: #FTP

WTF IS THIS GAME

I am absolutely baffled for MCDC’s decision to go for it on that one WTF

WELCOME BACK BRIAN BRANCH

3rd-and-9 and Sheppard has the safeties so far back you can’t even see them on the screen

Kayd Coffman missed a WIDE OPEN seam route for the TE over the left hash on his interception

Welp, glad that one's over. We're onto the bye week! Recap for @theonlycolors.bsky.social www.theonlycolors.com/football/490...

Now playing the 4th string QB

I’m not sure I’ve ever watched a game where a team is down to its 3rd string quarterback and 4th string running back Can’t even be upset with the result at this point

Devin Vaught with two MASSIVE forced fumbles already in this one

Kayd Coffman’s first tuddy and MSU up early! LFG!!!

Devin Vaught just robbed that dude GIMME THAT FOOTBALL

Anybody play RB in high school? You need to get to Pasadena because you might be next up on the Michigan State depth chart

Duncan Robinson making Klay Thompson look like Josh Smith tonight

Detroit on pace for 60 3PA after one quarter

I am thoroughly enjoying the increase in three-point shooting so far this season

I think Detroit matches up really well defensively with Miami - they should feast tonight

We're big fans of yours @keithsmithnba.bsky.social BUT THIS ONE BELONGS TO DETROIT

1-0, baby! What a start to the NBA season. Four Pistons score 19+ points, and Ausar Thompson adds a double-double. Bring on Miami on Friday! Game recap for @detroitbadboys.bsky.social ⬇️ www.detroitbadboys.com/detroit-pist...

Nothing like hearing that Little Caesars Arena crowd pop after a Duncan Robinson three

We’ve got ourselves a ballgame ladies and gents

When all else fails, rely on Javonte Green

Well, Detroit’s offense looks terrible and Paul George is drilling heat checks from 35 feet We’re getting close to it being GGs at this point

JBB stuck to a 10-man rotation in the first half, though, Holland only played three minutes No Javonte, no Ebuka so far

Detroit’s not shooting well, but I’m enjoying the number of threes they’re taking On pace for 36+ threes, which they only did in 14 games last year

JD attempting to go up with three guys on him under the basket instead of kicking it out to an open John Collins in the corner is nottt great

It’s about time we all admit that Ausar Thompson is the coolest mfer on the planet

This is so sexy

GIVE AUSAR THE MIP AWARD RIGHT NOW

My one takeaway as we’re one quarter down into the NBA season is that it’s been very cool to see Ausar direct traffic as the ball-handler. He’s constantly pointing and trying to get the ball to guys in the right spot Got Cade an easy post bucket that way too

Bench lineup of Jenkins/Joe/Huerter/Holland/Duren, so we do have a stagger between Cade and Duren so far

First two subs in the first six minutes were Isaiah Joe for Duncan Robinson and Paul Reed for Jalen Duren Curious to see if JBB brings back in Duren for Cade if he plans on staggering them