Robb

We feed you. They hunt us.

TONIGHT: at 7 PM ET: KNOW YOUR RIGHTS training for the upcoming NO KINGS events this Saturday: act.aclu.org/a/2025-kyr-t...

We’re done with him now, right? He can go now. I don’t really care how.

I’m proposing that a bunch of us buy that OBVIOUSLY fake robot dog that YouTube keeps feeding me ads for so that we can form a class action fraud lawsuit against Google. That could be our retirement plan.

“Privatize your retirement money!” Republicans all shouted. #redmonday

Hey guys. I don’t know how to say this, but I don’t think Republicans really cared all that much about Hilary’s emails. Shocking, I know.

The reason Republicans hate the government is because they think the government OWNS the US. That’s the way THEY govern. I get it now. Self-loathing dipsh1ts.

That shitshow today in the White House was one of the most disgusting things I’ve seen an elected official do. Which is crazy because this fucker has done so many disgusting things.

What amazingly big brains the GOP have. Sending undocumented convicted criminals back to the countries that they claim are sending them here in the first place. Make total sense. #morons #gop #trump

Musk made a great deal of his fortune my manipulating markets in pump and dump schemes. So it makes sense that he’s working for Republicans now. That’s how they “govern.”

It’s crazy that the guy who was incompetent to lead our nation LAST time is still incompetent. Weird.

"Trump's military deportation flight to Guatemala on Monday likely cost at least $4,675 per migrant... more than five times the $853 cost of a one-way first class ticket on American Airlines from El Paso, Texas, the departure point for the flight..." www.reuters.com/world/americ...

So I guess perjury just isn’t a thing anymore?

Did we really HAVE to find the stupidest MFer on this planet and make him president? There were no rocks available for the job? Houseplants? I’d take a clump of mud over this moron.

What a crazy coincidence that Trump is doing all the stuff that was outlined in Project 2025. What are the odds?

For the past 4 years, Trump supporters would become apoplectic if you even suggested that Donnie mishandled COVID. Seems like he’s determined to prove that fact now. He’s a dipshit and if you voted for him, you might be a dipshit too. Or maybe you just enjoy flu pandemics and AIDS?

Never thought that parenting would include so many instances of me saying, “please don’t call me ‘bro’.” I love you kid, but please don’t “bro” me, bro.

Trump keeps signing illegal executive actions and performing illegal acts. But just because the SCOTUS made him king, doesn’t mean our laws go away. Just because one person has criminal immunity, doesn’t suddenly make murder legal.

Remember, just because you really, really don’t want it to be one, doesn’t mean that wasn’t actually a Naz1 salute. #elon

“Slurp slurp slurp gag slurp slurp.” — TikTok

The guy who would panic if he were asked to make a sandwich, sure does like to look tough. #officialportrai #officialdipshit

Trump and the Republicans aren’t interested in controlling the information social media companies get from us. They’re interested in controlling the information we get from social media. Otherwise they’d have passed regulations to protect us from all social media companies. But they didn’t.

Tough guys like Hegseth spend most of their time crying about shadows.

This narrative of California being woefully unprepared for the fires is bullshit. But obvious bullshit when it comes from asshats who, unprovoked, poison water supplies and cause catastrophic power outages via their incompetent management.

Only morons can take this moron Trump seriously.

A lot of little Robespierres on threads these days.

Just so I can get this straight… Cool: Pardoning people who break the law to help make you rich and powerful. Not cool: pardoning people you love. Do I have this right?

Christmas caroling season has begun. This year I’m going as an aging, creepier Willy Wonka.

Can we just leave trans people alone and start trying to solve some actual problems?

The current poster and some stills from my upcoming Christmas movie Merry Heistmas.

Where is filmmaker Bluesky? #filmmaker

Done with Xitter.

So this is Bluesky, eh?