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This video is the perfect encapsulation of the illegal, thuggish, unprovoked, violent conduct of ICE. Rep. @benniethompson.bsky.social, I trust that you and the House Homeland Security Committee will have interest in this.

***CAUTION - CONNECTIONS SPOILER DEC. 9**** This is why AI will struggle to rule over us.

If you say "Republican Policies" really quick it sounds like "Pumpkin Policies", which is kind of what they are.

Because of #TheEight, Democrats will own the health insurance premium increases in January and have exactly nothing to show for it. This is a Christmas present to the Republicans.

I have a very bad feeling about this...

“Terrible things are happening outside. Poor helpless people are being dragged out of their homes. Families are torn apart. Men, women, and children are separated. Children come home from school to find that their parents have disappeared.” Diary of Anne Frank January 13, 1943

@colbertlateshow.bsky.social Stephen needs a jar of Fs on his desk and every show he should give one away. On the last episode, he should have zero Fs left to give.

Hey @developers.google.com why does my Pixel become stupider with each iteration of Google Assistant?

Good read

I wonder what they do with the radioactive plants

Tinderbox, meet match.

It's only autism if it comes from the Tylenol region of France otherwise it's just sparkling persuadoscience

TACO SACO NACO

Didn't shower or make my bed today... Figured nobody smells in heaven and all those damned heathens left behind after the Rapture can take care of the laundry.

Trumpistan runs full speed into the truth and it hurts.

Time for @jimmykimmel.com to start up a podcast.

I'll bet that most of these folks who worry about vaccines and autism don't give a second thought to what's in Febreze, Glade Plug-ins, or whatever other chemical smell confection they use.

Long weekends feel like a double payoff... First a long weekend, and then a short work week! How to bottle that?

Midterm election ads should just profile some of the "patriots" pardoned for J6 and show the evidence from their trials.

Kimmel should run a callback bit where all the news anchors say "Thank God it's September already!"

In the American experiment it looks like someone is adding water to acid.

These folks know what's up: youtu.be/M876_FfJ3MQ?...

Sorry food workers just know I've been there. I feel for you.

Going up a hill to fetch a pail of water is pretty stupid when you think of it. Jack and Jill deserved everything they got.

I like the moon and sometimes I'll even look at a picture of the moon, but the #SturgeonMoon posts are ridiculous. It's just a full moon. Nothing special about it except someone decided to attach a fish's name to it. Rant over.

Nova Scotia's ban on entering the woods is 100% wrongheaded and echoes the errors made during COVID. Ban ignition sources, nothing else.

If there were a Nobel Prize for lying, he'd win every year 🙄

I'll take 17 contracts for $99,999 please, Alex.

We need secular churches. Sunday gatherings where we discuss ethics, morality and philosophy. These can become loci of community and critical thought.

What do you call it again when government controls the means of production? Commiserism? Communitism? Drat... It'll come to me. www.nytimes.com/2025/06/15/b...

What was wrong with just a plain 🌈 flag, which said "there's a spectrum, all are welcome"? Adding the extra stripes and symbols to make sure you recognize sub-groups guarantees you exclude some sub-groups, and reinforces separation. Bring back the full spectrum, no shadows.

😳😮😲. As the Joe Turns

The j in habanero is invisible

Something we can all get behind is psychedelics

Not many people know this but ICBM stands for I Can't Believe it's not Margarine

Spending my whole ride home imagining how I would invade my friend's house dressed as a pirate

#CabinLife

If the free 747 is what has you concerned about corruption, you haven't been paying attention.

Habeas Porpoise everyone!

Kerbonkers.

darth you know what happened

Can't stop seeing this as pastel-coloured Chinese food.

Did he mention anything about taking the cookie from the cookie jar?

Really disappointed that @markcarneyforpm.bsky.social has not identified the debt as a priority or made a good case for increased deficits. I'm wobbling and I suspect others are too.

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Congress needs to #DefundElSalvador

Can anyone in the legal community explain to me why today's SCOTUS decision pointing to habeus corpus is a bad thing, besides not getting the easy win? Seems like they're saying the correct appeal route is h.c. in the jurisdiction of detention. Is there something I'm missing here?