The Great Face-Eating Leopard

This is not a news segment, but a good clip from and by Australia.

I find this very handy in identifying faces to eat.

"Fellow Floridian!" Looks like I won't have as much competition from the wolves down there when it comes to face eating.

What is Venezuelan cuisine like? I will let you know.

Dude can't even stop the war between me and my waistline.

This dude won't need his face, because it's pretty obvious he won't ever be seeing his wife again, anyway. www.newsweek.com/trump-voter-...

She'd be better off asking me for help. At least it would be short and sweet.

Those bootstraps aren't going to make that three-hour drive any shorter. Maybe I'll prowl that route and offer to give people a lift.

The only person you're going to be getting a call from is yours truly, Thelma.

You're barely eating? Babe, I'm turning into a lardass with all the faces I'm chowing down on.

Fun fact: Stupid faces taste the same as regular faces. “I was a Trump supporter,” he said on Wednesday. “I voted for Trump last election, but, because I thought it was going to be like ... against criminals, not every Hispanic, Spanish-lookalike.” www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...

"This will push me and other people like me out!" Newsflash, dude: You were never in. They just needed you to vote the right way. Your usefulness is done. I, however, have a use for that tasty face of yours...

Three-time Trump voters have especially tender faces. It must be the years of stupidity. www.reuters.com/world/us/dog...

Manassas... makes me wonder how this dude's face would go with molasses?

Camouflaging yourself among faces that aren't getting eaten is a clever move.

Look on the bright side, buddy - nobody's buying a car from a man with no face anyway. Nom nom nom

Not sure this really counts as voting for the Party, but we all know a good ketamine-laced face would be a real rush.

Darn it, I was looking forward to using that gold Century 21 jacket as a napkin.

"Roll" is what I am gonna have to do after eating all these Trump-voters faces.

This may be the tastiest-looking face I have ever seen.

I feel bad for this dude, so I will contribute $0.25 in return for his face, which I will then eat.

I swear these people are so oblivious that I'm not even sure they would notice me eating their faces.

Lost your Federal contract??? What are you, some kind of socialist? Shouldn't you be getting your business from the "free market?" Look at me, I don't have any government contracts, but I'm cleaning up these days!

To be fair, he's on the side of both billionaires AND leopards.

Narrator: "They were a fucking line item." Nom nom nom

"I thought you were for us regular people." I swear I'm doing these idiots a favor by eating their faces.

Babe, you voted three times to get your face eaten. What did you think would happen?

Would I get the Nobel Peace Prize if I ate this dude's face? I think it would be warranted.

If we had better public transit, I would ride the rails to go eat their faces. www.nj.com/politics/202...

I can understand their buyers' remorse, but I'm eating better than ever. archive.ph/qK9d6

I'll get to these faces Sooner or later.

Honestly I'm not sure eating Kari Lake's face would be good for my health, but I'll take one for the team. www.politicalflare.com/2025/02/kari...

Why would a sex trafficker side with sex traffickers??? Is face trafficking a thing?

I'll be stopping by the open house.

You voted three times for me to eat your face. I'm getting there as fast as I can, lady! I'm pretty booked up these days, but I'm coming!

Thanks to idiots like this, I will never need SNAP. Which is good, since it won't exist.

Lady, you voted for both this and for the privilege of having me snack on your face. Nom nom nom

No, you're a bad person for being an idiot, but look on the bright side - you're keeping we leopards well-fed.

"I love Trump but now we're way understaffed!" Well, I love faces, and I'll be snacking in your neighborhood soon.

I have a slight preference for eating this dude's face.

Will eating this face make me stupid as well? archive.is/2025.02.27-1...

I did Nazi that coming.

Glorious Leader has taken the food out of a lot of people's mouths, but damn he's keeping me well fed.

Ken, I have an available appointment a week from Thursday at 10:30 AM. Will that work for you?

Oklahoma voted for Trump at 66%, so that works out to about 400 faces. (I'm not bad at math for a leopard.)

I wonder if West Virginia faces taste vaguely of coal dust? Fun fact though: for all the catering to coal miners in every election, there are more Target employees than coal miners in the US.

Flooded faces in West Virginia = soup?

Fun fact: the taste of the faces of the disabled is indistinguishable from the taste of other faces.

FAFO, IRS. I'll be visiting you soon. Nom nom nom

He's starting to figure it out - but not in time to keep me from eating his face.