Berto

Berto

@robhern.bsky.social

Theatre geek. Horror fan. Comic book nerd. Constantly hangry. Cat dad. Collector of records. 📸: bertobob13 🐦: DryBertini

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My queen Stanwyck in a made-for-tv horror movie!

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Day 27: The House That Would Not Die (1970) #31DaysOfHorror #31DaysOfHalloween

Oh, to have someone who knows that when I say “Chessy, please. I have a migraine” that it means I need a martini. But I don’t, so beers at my local brewery will have to do.

See also: Engelbert Humperdinck Currently spinning Release Me

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No one: Not a soul: Me: I fucking love Roy Orbinson.

Tatiana Maslany as a deranged child… Chef’s kiss. Also, Katherine Isabelle is so damn hot as Ginger 🥵 I need to check out the prequel next.

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Day 25: Ginger Snaps 2: Unleashed (2004) #31DaysOfHorror #31DaysOfHalloween

I’ve avoided this movie all these years bc I knew it was bad. But wow, this is terrible.

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Day 23: An American Werewolf in Paris (1997) #31DaysOfHorror #31DaysOfHalloween

I was only going to start it. Guess I didn’t need to grab a bookmark. Oops. Love and baking and loving baking 🥰

And now I can make pan de muerto. Won’t have anyone to bake for, but I have just missed baking so much.

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At last, my arm is complete again!

For the record, I can make it without the stand mixer. It’s just so much easier this way and I’m lazy lol