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One of the bugs of all time has to be daddy long legs. It's a ball with legs. Goofiest little thing I've seen, I love them.

I CAST SUMMON FAMILIAR

POV; you are fruit

Really fucked up that Goomy and Goodra are adorable slug dragons and Sliggoo is a self-dissolving ball of acid that melts you into a smoothie. I know your teenage years can be rough but what the hell? #Pokemon

Thinking of getting high as shit and trying to get through Dead Space on Halloween. Surely nothing could go wrong =)

Wow, I NEED to get a Wobbuffet on my team. That this is a bullet sponge that turns every shot into a mini nuke and blasts them right back at ya It's one of the most friend shaped Pokemon out there, yet it has such devastating potential lol

Trying to look at videos of OpenBSD on Youtube and the majority of videos I find are about how it's killing Linux or Luke Smith type garbage lol I just wanna learn more about the funky pufferfish system, man

Why must everyone only have info on clamshell ibooks Please man, my snow ibook is dying in my arms, the apple garden has forsaken him

Got my hands on an iBook G3, the 12 inch 700 MHz model I gotta say, as much as I dislike Apple and their practices, this machine feels PREMIUM even after like, 25 years Gave it a bit of cleaning and it almost looks brand new. Just gotta get the backlight working and the hard drive replaced.

I really need to get some normal controllers lol I got an adapter to let me use my Wii Classic controller over USB, but every button is wrong What do you mean Y is left bumper? Why does every program, especially Steam, INSIST on A and B being swapped? Just lemme use my funky controllers man

The pain of a company that supports horrible things also producing the EXACT kind of thing you've been wanting for years. I just want a good Linux tablet/laptop man, c'mon

Gonna have to lock my router in a metal box just not to get spoiled for a movie length Digital Circus episode lol At this level they better put that bad boy on DVD or something lol

Reading through pokedex entries and realizing some of my team is a little more terrifying than I thought it was. What do you MEAN my Goodra might have tried to dissolve me as a Sliggoo? Ink, just because you have no eyes doesn't mean I am suddenly food. Wear gloves around some of your pokemon.

Trying to figure out how much it would cost to get my Valve Index fixed up. Just gotta get a head strap for it, but Tundra is sold out and iFixit doesn't ship to Canada. Only option I can see is eBay and I don't know how much I trust a VR piece from there lol

Pain is catching a pokemon you really like but not being able to justify putting it on your team I'm sorry Floatzel, Greninja just fits your niche better at the minute

There's something going on in Kalos dude, had one of those ghost girls apologize to ME because her ramblings to HERSELF were boring. Then I had a guy who wished to be my Goomy because it's small. What is this swamp doing to y'all? Also, are we gonna acknowledge the Doll House at all? #pokemon

Nintendo Woke, let's GOOOOOOOOOO

Tech autism getting stronger, I've learned of XMPP. Finally, a good (for my needs, at least) alternative Discord. Time to increase my irritant properties by at least ten-fold for six months bare minimum.

Thinking of getting back into streaming, first thought that popped into my head was trying to install Gentoo Linux. Tried it a bit ago, but I am too sleep deprived right now to comprehend that manual lol. Might have to find a video guide to follow along with the handbook. Curse my ADHD lol

Genuinely the Wii Classic has become one of my favourite controllers. It just feels so solid, every button feels great, the bumpers and triggers are right there on a single finger at all times, just nice all around. I've even been thinking of getting an adapter so I can use it on my PC. #Nintendo

Is it like, a bad thing or something to like a bunch of posts from someone before following? I really like a lot of your posts, your art, your things, but I don't know if doing that is like, annoying at all lol

DO NOT ACCEPT THE OLD MAN'S ROD, WORST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE

Favourite part of following artists is whenever they reblog art from other artists that you can follow, who then reblog from even more artists for you to follow and it just compounds more and more and what started as one has become dozens. Art just pouring into my feed, it's crazy.

Ay, my copy of Pokemon Mystery Dungeon Blue came in the mail. According to the world of Pokemon, I am a gullible Mudkip. One Lie and Team Heart Gold is going down, let's go

Why would you let me this far into it with a Classic controller if I need to use the gamepad anyway? I might as well just use the gamepad.

Please can I find single video on anything that catches my interest that isn't edited like Cocomelon, I am BEGGING

Man, the Wii U Pro Controller feels so nice, it's great to have a controller that will last longer than an hour. I'm even considering using it on my PC. My only complaint is that it doesn't have gyro, which is just weird to me. I kinda need that for shooters, but oh well.

Jacinthe really bringing me back to my electroswing days, huh. Say what you will about Pokemon, the soundtrack always hits

Replaced the touch screen on my DSi and realized it's slanted way too late. I already tried to install the touch part backwards and had to fight with double sided tape to get it off, I am not fixing it lol #Nintendo #repair

Learned while trying to catch a Pikachu in Cobblemon that Pokemon can spawn in with no PP left. This resulted in them hitting themselves with Struggle and causing me to overshoot my attack. Between that and Pokemon being way too eager to self destruct, the pokedex has been a pain lol

Pokemon Mystery Dungeon and Bejeweled Twist on the DS incoming, life is about to be good

Looking into it, and apparently you can use a Wii Classic Controller on PC. About to finish Silksong with the dumbest controller in my (soon to be) possession

So I tried drawing again. I think I need a little practice. Goompy, my boy #pokemon

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Trying to mod my DSi, why does the guide have you format an SD card through the terminal? We do not live in the 80s anymore, Linux has actual proper graphical software to do this, what are you doing?

I dunno if I'm just bad at dungeon crawlers or if they were just harder back in the day, but I feel like I, a grown ass adult, should not be getting stuck on the first real dungeon in Pokemon Mystery Dungeon lol I am not fit to be part of a rescue team, those Poochyena are no joke

Wishing the cobblemon pack was a little more up to date, would love to get my hands on some pale oak and amber. Not excited about dealing with the creaking though. I know it's not super dangerous, but it's still freaky lol #Minecraft

Been playing a lot of Cobblemon, and for reasons beyond me Zigzagoons just love getting stuck in my storage shed. I need my wood blocks man, what're ya doing in there? #Pokemon #Minecraft

Why is it so hard to find Minecraft videos that aren't just the editor jangling metaphorical keys in my face? I just wanna watch some Cobblemon man, c'mon, I don't need my brain to rot faster than it already is lol

How the fuck do you even respond to getting clapped to death by the cheeks of Ass Jim I thought it was a joke, I didn't think he would LITERALLY swing his ass at you, let alone with such grace #Silksong

One minute I'm losing my mind at every boss after dying 20 times in a row, the next I give Hornet a fucking gun and just blast everything Silksong goes crazy lol

Why do different consoles gotta all be different volumes? I turn up my sound because my Xbox is kinda quiet, then get absolutely blasted when I turn on my Wii I feel like a game about snowboarding filled to the brim with indie and punk music shouldn't be quieter than a whole ass Nintendo console

Installing Debian Linux with the LXDE desktop only to find it doesn't come with audio packed in I thought these dark days were behind us

Aw man, Void Linux is too big to burn to my CDs now. Now I gotta figure out how to boot USB drives on my old PCs lol