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Conclusion: #nickiminaj is also a child sex predator. If you're ok with supporting a criminal, you're ok with their crimes and very likely engage in those same crimes yourself. Sorry, those are the rules now.

Only a xenophobic racist would fixate on that middle name.

Also, #kidrock has outsold Michael Jackson by "a lat."

Ok thx #rickscott. This should really help out the #democrats. What a nice guy that rick guy is...

Nah. It's just building expressways and bypasses around the US economy. Isolationism is a stupid way to run a country. Congrats America! You did it!

Not if, but when #Canada and the EU take over this task next year, this will be another permanent leg kicked out from under the US that will never be propped back up.

If convicted, he should be forced to ride the next starship test launch.

*nods*

For the #Americans who don't understand: the rest of the modern world views places like the #cheesecakefactory as trashy, lower quality restaurants. Obama would know. He's paid attention to how the rest of the world works.

Sadly I know too many young Americans who don't understand this.

Why isn't the #media hammering down on this?

If you ever get into an argument with an #American on social media about how #Canada sucks and you see that their profile implies that they're #Christian, tell them our anthem mentions God. Why doesn't theirs? (If they're educated enough they will say the extended version does - no one sings it)

Right?

Good thing I don't drive anymore. I'd be fucking THRILLED to be behind the wheel of the car that... Yeah.

Some humour for those who love #astronomy AND #comedian #StevenWright: Imagine parallax parking.

#prolife ends at #childbirth

I hate that we really have to create these solutions to problems. Glad someone did though. If I were in charge, if anyone were to be caught doing this to anyone, they wouldn't get a second chance. Example: get caught drugging a woman once - your balls are deleted.

This pleases me so much.

Two of which are not free to visit modern nations in fear of being arrested (the third is pending review - if Americans actually get there)

And then, once again, #Canada stepped up and said "Fuck this. We're going to launch our own satellite internet so modern nations at war can have unconditional access to them." Coming in 2027.

Fact: this is a current photo of #megynkelly

If you're an #American, tell me what you're doing or planning on doing about #trump and #congress next month.

If I had all the money in the world, I'd shut the fuck up and not be in the news every day. You know, like #elonmusk fellow epstein island buddy #richardbranson. You rarely hear about him.

This effectively illustrates how we're handling the US in 2026. Outstanding.

😱 🎃 Halloween Terror 🎃😱

Wait until #elonmusk finds out that he's under suspicion of murder of 12 children he raped and killed. Uh oh. Or as Scooby would say: Ruh roh!

I'm just going to do what they (republicans) do all the fucking time: It is now illegal to own a bike in #IOWA

#russvought doesn't even deserve a trial. We know he wrote it. he put his fucking name on it. And televise THAT.

Pro tip: at open mic nights: if you aren't AT the mic, don't be the loudest person in the room. Even if you're way in the back. We're not here for you. We don't want to hear your "backing vocals."

Look, I don't know if the stories are true or not. What I will say is this: treat them like they are. The harm comes from being complacent.

What testosterone-flooded man wants a fucking ballroom? Y'all gay or something #MAGAbois? Not that there's anything wrong with that.

Stop calling them #datacenters or #aicenters. Please refer to them by their correct name, moving forward: #botfarms.

Make it make sense, #daniellesmith. Explain it to us like we're 5.

Whoops. I read that as "prey for him."

#TAXTHECHURCH

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#prolife ends at #childbirth

To the people who are still talking about how Canada is "not taking Alberta seriously" -- what on earth are you talking about? The PM is an Albertan. The leader of the opposition is an Albertan. Our national politics revolve around Alberta's interests and concerns. What else do you want?

Correct me if I'm wrong, but it seems to be a very american or central/south American thing. You often see it with NFL or MLB player names. Most are American. You pretty much never see NHL players with such last name extentions.

Yeah, basically me.