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#GBBO Format changes. Audience choice week - I can handle; Family member to help contestants to bake - please don't do it again!

If I were you Anna, I'd take a quick look at Carol's bank account before committing on the eulogy thing #TheArchers

Ruth's behaviour towards Anna was very interesting. There must be a word for it; what do you call a person who seeks out other people in emotional distress in order to talk about their own emotional distress? #TheArchers

When are the poor Snells going to get a break from the SWs? The latest kick in the teeth came from Esme (the useless farmer), who was very thoughtless and unkind #TheArchers

Spare us the "wisdom of Keira" just for one day 🙏 #TheArchers

Is that the first ever mention of Barry, with his four wet sponges? #thearchers

Oh Lord, not more Bert. They couldn't spare us the whinging misery for just one day? #TheArchers

Nice to hear Bert back to his objectionable worst. Any sympathy he garnered last week went up in a puff of cigarette smoke #TheArchers

You can hear the unmistakable crunch of feet treading on eggshells in every scene with Fallon and Harrison #TheArchers

At this rate, France vs Paraguay will get a FIFA Fair Play award. Awful to watch. #ENGARG

I was desperate for Brian to say "You're not serious people" #TheArchers meets #Succession

#SaintsFC made it on to Have I got news for you #HIGNFY Infamy infamy...

Deafening silence from #SaintsFC Do they even have an active comms team anymore?

A message of reassurance for our younger #TheArchers listeners: in real life, not all old people are cantankerous gits.

Adam's is a deeply cynical and manipulative character. Playing the dementia card despite knowing what he knows. I can't wait for his downfall. Is that unfair? #TheArchers

I've been searching for a glimmer of light in the darkness and misery of being a #SaintsFC supporter today, and I've finally found it. Old friends who I haven't spoken to in years have got in touch to sympathise. Football really does bring people together 🤮🤢

Well, at least we'll we kicked off the football headlines now that City have lost #SaintsFC

I hope Elizabeth enjoyed her party at The Bull. Seemed like a good turn out, except for Elizabeth of course, who was a non-speaking part at her own event. Classic #TheArchers character rationing.

I can't put up with that ridiculous parody character Bert Horrobin for much longer. Not remotely credible. #TheArchers

League 1 Minus 10. Blackburn Preamble. RPs appreciated. Featuring the Ghost of Will Still #saintsfc

Where did Tracy's dad come from? And whose idea was it to turn him into a ridiculous dickensian caricature? #TheArchers

I do find it frustrating when entire storylines are played out while a 'key' character in said storyline doesn't sppear. Happened twice yesterday: Khalil and the budgie; Kiera and George #TheArchers

How much would Tonda's spreadsheet fetch if he put it up for auction tomorrow? #SaintsFC

British Airways BA371 Toulouse shockingly bad treatment of passengers. Kettled on an airbridge for 45 minutes, only to be told of a technicsl problem on the aircraft. Appalling

I've always liked the Hornets 😀 #SaintsFC

Absolutely extraordinary that England had possession of the ball with 2 minutes to go, and they elected to box kick and hand possession to France. #FRAvENG

Matsuki wearing his invisibility cloak again at corners #SaintsFC

I watched #DirtyBusiness on #Channel4 and signed the petition today: you.38degrees.org.uk/petitions/en...

BBC doing live round-the-clock coverage of the arrest of a commoner. Stripping him of his titles clearly didn't surpress the media interest... #AndrewMountbatten-Windsor

Curling on TV, where the *action* is as glacial as the ice #Olympics

Give up Alice. It's all so *cringe* #TheArchers

Still chanting "We want nine?" Eh? Didn't think so...#LCFC #SaintsFC

I do hope that Cleo isn't one of those dogs who likes to take herself off to poo privately in the undergrowth #TheArchers

Maybe Amber thinks she's pregnant but actually isn't. Given that Susan doesn't seem to stock condoms, why would she stock pregnancy tests? #TheArchers

What 'games' were Soosan and Neil playing to keep Martha up so late? The mind boggles... #TheArchers

Never mind George's contrition, what's wrong with Zander's hair? #TheArchers

So... there is a missing bottle of wine (hint hint) at Jakob's house so he and Kate are left with herbal tea and TV... Is this yet another red herring? #TheArchers

The Tonda Express has changed formation #SaintsFC

So...where is Kenton? Does he have anything to say? #TheArchers

Claire Skinner makes a great detective in #TheArchers

Neil searching for Keira in the woods 😀 "KEIRA! It's Grandad. Shout if you can hear me". Has nobody told him that Keira is a non-speaking #TheArchers character?

Not naming names but one or two competitors on #TheTraitors seem to be confusing it with #TheApprenctice. Far too much bullshit

Fair play Bazunu #SaintsFC

Hahaha 😆 It had to be the Villa guy #SaintsFC

Can we sign a goalkeeper on January please. That was awful. #SaintsFC

So...is this Harrison's exit plan from #TheArchers ? GBH on George Grundy...?

What was Lampard doing at the end there? Appeared to contribute to the handbags at the end #SaintsFC

Nothing much happening in #TheArchers this week, apart from all the fake dramas about next week's tractor run. Something dramatic is brewing, surely?