RobTheChick

RobTheChick

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Mannnnn, I miss Eurovision. Unfortunately, they keep allowing a country that is committing a genocide to get on stage and sing a stupid, little song so I cannot partake until that has been addressed.

"Draft breeds are going to go extinct! They don't want horses to have jobs!!" No one is saying that horses shouldn't pull carriages at all. They're saying horses shouldn't pull carriages in THE LARGEST URBAN ENVIRONMENT IN THE COUNTRY.

There’s nothing quite like the frustration of trying to catch a horse who doesn’t want to be caught. It’s the visual representation of the “When I catch you, Ricky” audio.

Dan Sullivan (R) was running for senate. Another Dan (J) Sullivan decided to run as well. The first Dan Sullivan convinced the dementia-addled despot in DC that the Democrats paid Dan (J) to run. So King President is suing the state to stop it.

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We have to think about collapsing Trump poll numbers and Rs turning on him the same way we'd think about finally being able to corner a rabid raccoon in your garage. Good news: he's out of options. Bad news: he's a rabid raccoon.

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com

😳 Trump loses it and SNAPS at a string of reporters, says Ilhan Omar might "go to jail," calls Somalia "a shit house," and boasts that thanks to a new program he announced today Americans "will make millions of dollars by turning others in" during absolutely deranged Oval Office event Supercut:

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Fascinated by this look created by Timothy Hung! Makeup, hair, custom kimono, nails, photography and image editing by Timothy Hung #beautifulbizarre #art #fashionphotography #hautecouture

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saw someone compare mamdani to goku and el-sayed to vegeta and that seems right to me

“They would rather keep you happy and coming back instead of risking your continued business for a few opportunistic cents." NO THE FUCK THEY WOULDN'T

Theme parks: "Hey so it turns out we've been self-regulating this whole time and it's not going well. What an unexpected turn of events!"

A growing number of amusement parks have shut down roller coasters as police and state regulators investigate what caused a man to fall out of his seat and plummet to his death at a Georgia park.

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The sense of introspection makes every breath feel vulnerable. Masterful light and texture in this painting by Bojun Wei, winner of the Art & Fable Puzzle Company People’s Choice Award in the 2026 Beautiful Bizarre Art Prize. Oil on canvas,50f Model slcf._.152