Roger Foucault

Roger Foucault

@rogerfoucault.bsky.social

🤪| Humorist and sharer of various shnits & giggles. Please like AND repost to help share the funnies. We all need to laugh more! 👨‍💻| You can also follow me on Instagram for over 11.6K memes (search for ‘Funnyshnizzit’).

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A guy at work asked me to sign his cast. I wrote: 'Last warning! You have a week to get the money together!!" #cast #warning #funny #lol #humour #laugh #funnyshit #viralpost

Reading the news lately, and it's always ugly. I have long realized that mankind has made a lot of mistakes, some of them truly monstrous: The Holocaust. Slavery. Calling it a "corn maze" and not a "maize maze." #Funny #lol

"Eye of Newt, and Toe of Frog; Wool of Bat, and Tongue of Dog; Adder's Fork, and Blind-Worm's Sting, Lizard's Leg, and Owlet's Wing; For a charm of powerful trouble, Like a hell-broth boil and bubble." ... calm the fuck down, Shakespeare. I just wanted a recipe for veggie soup. #Funny #lol #Joke

A woman gets on a bus with her baby. BUS DRIVER: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen." *The woman sits down, fuming. WOMAN (to a man next to her): "The driver just insulted me!" MAN: "You go right up there and tell him off! Go ahead! I'll hold your monkey for you." #Funny #lol #Humour

MY FRIEND: "I'm worried about you." ME: "Why?" *Dunking an Oreo cookie in a glass of whiskey* #Friend #Worry #Oreo #Whiskey #Alcohol #lol #Joke #standup #Comedy #funny #wtf #funnyshit #laugh #viralpost #haha #laugh