Ft. Rommy the Poster Welcome to the Next Level In 32X World

Saw a couple fleas on the couch so we flea bombed the house, thinking that would be convenient, and only now, home after a very long travel day, are we seeing care instructions like "you'll have to deep-clean the sofa" and "washing fogged clothes could contaminate your washing machine"

Trying our most ambitious gambit yet: checking out of a hotel at 2:30 am for a 5 am flight

We did it joe

Trying our most ambitious gambit yet: checking out of a hotel at 2:30 am for a 5 am flight

Everyone keeps being like "if jay-z just shut up and let himself just be Beyonce's husband everyone would be a lot nicer to him" and seem to miss how that mindset is exactly why he's the kind of dude he is

Amazing that someone on this season of Love is Blind manages to tell a woman to smile despite being unable to see her. Real depths being explored here

One guy on here has a personality that is entirely "i have a boat" and he found a woman who said that sounds cool and she can work remotely from his boat. And now the previews are showing her go "honestly I don't know if I can see myself going around the world with you on a boat" girl WHAT

Aryel put on the new stanford prison experiment and it seems extemely annoying

There keep being moments where things seem like they're going to change or go off-rails and then someone basically goes "hey man there's still rules" and everyone quiets down and goes back to just hanging out

Aryel put on the new stanford prison experiment and it seems extemely annoying

"I'm used to having power. Now someone is going to be giving me orders. No one's told me what to do in over 20 years!" I'm losing my mind man.

Aryel put on the new stanford prison experiment and it seems extemely annoying

Even after acknowledging that the original experiment was flawed they're still here like "and now we're going to do it again to prove the original experiment correct!"

Guy who buys a plane ticket just so he can buy the pokemon cards from the kiosks in the terminals

Amazing that someone on this season of Love is Blind manages to tell a woman to smile despite being unable to see her. Real depths being explored here

Think i saw a mouse today in the house. So this is a new one for me.

Giving it a cookie, hoping it'll leave when it's done

Cornball shit. Sideshow barker-ass gimmick. Kinda thing you do when you got nothing else so you gotta sell off notoriety

Watched Pearl tonight. Aryel had no idea it was related to X despite them being the one who put it on; seemed to think the whole endeavor wasn't worth it. I agreed and told them i doubt i was going to enjoy Pearl. They asked why I wanted to watch it then and I was just like, i have a sickness.

We have a trip this weekend which means i am ratcheting violently back and forth between "i gotta see the devils before we go" and "it would be a bad use of money to go see a movie before we go" which of course means i will just wind up not going

Had a moment when editing the podcast where my sister makes a joke, i laugh while listening, and then on the recording i do the exact same laugh.

We're taking jack to a hotel for dogs in a couple of days so of course he decided that today is a great time to start vomiting profusely