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"Do you understand why this is funny?"

I like the idea that Hell is coming to heaven with clear eyes on how sinful you've been and the crushing guilt of that perspective, but some truly deserve the lake of fire. One of the few things that sucks about being an atheist is knowing these people will never face justice spiritual or otherwise

"Why would you ask me that?" "Uh, because it's like a hundred bad guys with swords"

fyi You Can See Everything... was amazing. Like an absolute incredible piece of art I'll be chewing on for a long time. I need a showing I can go to where the audience is allowed to discuss it while watching

🎼Got diarrhea comin It's pissing out my end And I ain't had a solid shit since I don't know when I'm stuck on this porcelain prison And time keeps dragging on But that shit just keeps a sprayin' I need Imodium

This is just The Owl House with extra steps

My brain is fried at the moment and the only thing I can think of is Er ist wieder da which came out right before Trump's first term, but it feels very relevant a decade into the hog era www.youtube.com/watch?v=rUZi...

I was perusing the preorder options on @orbitdvd.bsky.social and came across the African Kung-Fu Nazis Blu-ray and I absolutely must see this youtu.be/osGcADewoFo?...

In Columbus there's a 24 hour donut shop next to OSU that does delivery. 16 donuts for the price of 12 if I remember correctly. As a stoner teenager that shit was DANGEROUS at 2am but so delicious.

The level of bootlicker in display by Republicans is truly breathtaking. Trump has molested the money to unforseen levels and still they haven't ditched him.

Goddamn I've only been playing a week and I'm so addicted to Riftbound. That game is so hard and so fun I can't stop thinking about it. The local community at the Nexus Nights event has been super friendly too

The scene in the Odyssey where Odysseus is losing his mind listening to the Sirens but the music is We Are Charlie Kirk is this anything

The Odyssey slapped, I should have brought my concert earplugs because holy shit Nolan was really on one

Just bought Denshattack and while I have no opinions on the game yet since I literally just started playing it, I will say mega props for starting all of the volume sliders at 50%. This is something I've been wanting FOREVER. It never made sense how every slider always starts slammed to max.

Nice of Mamdani to put in more public toilets in NYC

Today's feature film, Mulholland Dr. (2001) My review: What the fuck (complimentary)

Gotta say the end of Chinatown certainly hits different in a world where a corrupt billionaire pedophile is President, plus considering Roman Polanski's activities...

I am begging all video game developers: - Set your intended volume at 50%, not 100%, then if people need it louder they can turn it up without messing with system volume - A quit to OS button must be immediately accessible from the in game menu. No more going to title screen. I will alt-f4

I'm old enough to remember when anonymity was synonymous with Internet security.

Man, imagine if we lived in a country that would actually take corruption seriously and this Bricks and Minifigs/Utah cops scandal was what took down the Mormon Church

Speed Racer in 4k UHD is so fucking sick. I'm not surprised audiences were not ready for this movie in 2008. It's cheesy in all the best ways. www.youtube.com/watch?v=vtOA...

Their, there, and they're are NOT homonyms. They all sound different. Big English is lying to you.

I just found out two of my friends have not seen American Movie and I feel like I've failed them.

Now THIS is a cup of a carpenter

I've been re-reading Witch Hat Atelier as the anime is airing, and I also watched The Lighthouse recently, and I had to get this shitpost out of my brain

Oh shit Speed Racer is playing in IMAX on 4/20

It's funny to me that Trump could fix a LOT of his problems if he just completely abandoned Israel, except that's probably the one thing that would actually get him impeached.

Huh. Like when the CIA and MI6 did a coup on Mosaddegh in 53 to ensure Iranian oil wasn't nationalized leading to the Iranian Revolution and the birth of the Islamic State. Who could have possibly seen this coming

JD Vance is a punk ass bitch with minimal real political values anyway. He would move the way the political winds blow. Trump admin people start going to jail he's going to be too scared to do anything crazy.

I'm watching John Woo's Once a Thief and it's really making me want an adaptation (and the next book of) the Gentleman Bastards series. Action comedy about orphans raised to be thieves

Now Watching: the 4k remaster of Hard Boiled I've seen The Killer and it slapped so I'm pretty stoked

Engels was a class traitor. I'm not going to 100% write someone off purely because they're rich but it definitely makes me extremely wary.

Youtube needs a way to filter out all videos with quiet AI voiceovers explaining what's going on in the video, it feels schizophrenia inducing

It's so cool how Trump is terrorizing airports with ICE in order to get Democrats to stop protecting women's rights to vote and somehow I know Dems are still going to fuck this up.

I had no idea they made a Blu-ray so I had to cop. Woefully underrated, maybe my favorite thing Kristen Bell has ever been in

Ngl I think I suck at Slay the Spire. There's something that just isn't clicking. I've made it to Act 3 twice after at least a dozen runs.

My phone's antenna to be able to access Verizon's network has completely shit the bed and I missed Samsungs 1 yr warranty window by like two weeks 💀

I was rewatching Sicario yesterday on 4k UHD, and it's fucking gorgeous. It's also very good. But it really struck me how it feels like our government is just run by people who saw this movie and thought "this is awesome and good and I'm going to base my entire personality off this".

Truly an evil machine.

Men's AND Women's hockey 🦅 youtube.com/shorts/hhI5D...

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eating pussy is honestly so much fun, it's too bad it killed Michael Douglas

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The fact that the Olympics still has ads even if you pay for the ad-free version of Peacock would be a fucking crime in a Just America

Just started playing Monster Sanctuary, it's on sale on Steam for like $5, definitely recommend it. It's like if Pokemon had been made as a platformer on Sega Genesis.

Another instance of ICE just straight up murdering someone in the street. What the fuck

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