Rori

17 July

I spoke to Mitch McConnell for 20 minutes and he told me that Beshear should appoint a new senator.

9 July

Fuck it, run Platner. He’s a Nazi? He’s a mercenary? He’s a rapist? Shit, conservative men may actually vote for him!

28 June

There’s nothing I can do about data centers. There’s nothing I can do about the censoring of the internet. There’s nothing I can do about the federal government hating my guts. I’ve never felt so helpless.

28 June

There’s nothing I can do about global warming.

@verybadllama.bsky.social

26 June

Oh boy. I relate to Jax too much. Up to and including the emotional abuse.

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Janel Comeau 🍁

7 Apr

there's just no way that strange women lying in ponds distributing swords could be even half as bad as this

20 Mar

Chuck Norris has assumed his rightful throne in hades. Expect to see your previously dead loved ones as he begins roundhouse kicking the souls off his lawn. Barrens Chat reportedly inconsolable.

14 Mar

I bet Europe is really relieved to be off the hook for WW3.

28 Feb

Attacking Greenland would have been funnier. This season’s off to a bad start.

28 Feb

WMDs? Again? Too predictable. Steven Miller is a terrible writer. Awful dialogue.

28 Feb

Hey maybe if Israel is busy attacking Iran, they’ll stop murdering their own citizens. 🤷‍♀️

11 Feb

Hot take: Baby Saja is a better lyricist than Zoe.

6 Feb

Crypto makes more sense when you replace it with “beanie babies” “A trillion dollars has been wiped out of the beanie babies market!” Suddenly it clicks

26 Jan

I have a Gollum inside me that says mean things to me so I don’t think I am a likeable person.

My Reddit account was temp banned for violating rule 1. Apparently I spread hate speech. The heinous activity? I affirmed a trans girl’s identity.

The cunts on r/conservative call for my death. They call me mentally ill and want to take away my healthcare. I tell a girl she looked very feminine prior to ffs, I apparently am an evil person.

My Reddit account was temp banned for violating rule 1. Apparently I spread hate speech. The heinous activity? I affirmed a trans girl’s identity.

The admins deleted my post so I can’t look up the exact verbiage. It went something like “thats cause you started as a girl. The rare ftf transition”

16 Dec 2025

If rob reiner is the thing that finally made you turn away from donald trump then you’re still a piece of shit from all the stuff you went along with.

OSHA Inspector at the Cheesecake Factory

16 Dec 2025

If rob reiner is what breaks the repubs from blindly covering for him, I’m going to be so upset. Not the human trafficking. Not the pedophilia. Rob fucking Reiner.

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@milesklee.bsky.social

4 Dec 2025

Hawk Tuah girl should run for Marjorie Taylor Greene's seat