Rory Blank

Do you think those people posting in the H3H3 subreddit about how they no longer believe love exists because of what Ethan Klein did are real? Personally I cannot bring myself to believe it.

you know, genocide apologia, harassment, lawsuits, and cheating on his wife aside, the clip where ethan klein ambushed steven crowder with sam seder is still really funny, you do have to hand it to him for that one

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The way Steven Crowder says "OH NO" when he sees Sam Seder is still one of the funniest things I've ever heard.

I mean the comedy mostly comes from Crowder flipping out about seeing the most nebbish looking man imaginable looking at him serenely, but Klein was involved.

the duality of man, nobody is all good or all evil, just maybe mostly good or mostly evil

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Ghost Ant

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This is the first four panel comic I have drawn in over 6 months lol

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wait this isn't right, i also did one about worms a couple weeks ago but nobody cared abut that one. This is the only one that also has a narrative story in it also though.

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Lots of pain today. Doctor's visit soon. If you want to help, it's gonna be like $180 to $300 PayPal.me/stompsite is the fastest way to help

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I've never understood politicians, pundits, and people being interviewed in news and campaign ads, saying things like "nobody wants a handout", "I'm not looking for a handout", "this isn't a handout", etc everyone likes free stuff everyone wants to be handed out something

porcelainatx.bandcamp.comToday's Minor Victories, by Porcelain10 track album

I went to the album release show for this album a couple days ago. check this out porcelainatx.bandcamp.com/album/todays...

They don't seem to be active on here recently so I'm going to voluntarily promote this album, this sounds really good on big loud speakers

After several years of calling anyone they dislike a pedophile or a groomer, the GOP has discovered that it can be done to them too, and the chairman of the Ohio Republican party is not happy about it

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one of their senate candidates is running an ad suggesting that a woman lied about being molested as a child, in this dude's state even, another senate candidate let a child molester who he's friends with out of jail after a couple days and didn't make him sign the sex offender registry,

a right winger called me a pedophile a few months ago for replying to a people saying GTA 6 had "gone woke" by pointing out that V has a mission where Trevor gets a lecture about immigration from a Mexican dude and is then inspired to go kill volunteer boarder patrol dudes

It's okay to call a drag queen existing a pedophile. It's not okay to point out the president was friends with a notorious pedophile, the vice president is a flunky of one of that pedophile's close friends, their top donor, the wealthiest man in the world wanted to be friends with that pedophile,

We should have a system where if every eligible voter votes early we get the results early. I think a lot more people would be incentivize to vote if they knew that if they did it fast enough we might be spared like a week of election coverage.

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donoteat

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ONE BRAZILLION YEARS LULAG

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Reading James Ellroy’s The Black Dalia and annoying my girlfriend by summarizing the first five or so chapters by loudly saying “Men. Strong men. Two strong men and they are punching. They are so strong these two men. Two men punching eachother out of respect. Strong men. Two strong men.”

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Caio Almendra

DO SEU CU, OSVALDIR. VAI VIRAR TEU CU DO AVESSO, TRANSFORMAR EM URNA ELETRÔNICA E BOTAR ELE PARA FAZER PILILIM

Osvaldir Cavalheiro@oswal.bsky.social

Não dá não. Vai tirar votos de onde, se todas as outras candidaturas são de direita? Infelizmente o brasileiro preferiu eleger o maior bandido que já saiu saiu candidato nesse país. Quero mais é que fodam, quando perderem o direito a férias e trabalharem os finais de semana sem descanso.

thehill.comAbbott says opponent Hinojosa supports Sharia lawTexas Gov. Greg Abbott ripped state Rep. Gina Hinojosa, the Democratic nominee in the Texas gubernatorial race, for an endorsement she received from the Council on American Islamic Relations (CAIR)…

They’ve been trying variations of this angle all year here in Texas, claiming that Muslims are “invading“ or “taking over” and I don’t really know that it’s sticking, because like 1% of Texans are Muslim. Like, now instead of there being one Halal food truck near my house, there’s three. Big whoop.

Olúfẹ́mi O. Táíwò@olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social

to keep functioning, society must discourage baldfaced lying, especially by authorities thehill.com/homenews/617...

The increase of halal food places in my neighborhood has been great for me personally, because now there’s a spot open until 3 am selling felafel wraps across the street from one of my favorite venues in town.

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It also feels weird claiming that there’s this threat underway, that muslims are “invading” Texas (they aren’t), and we need to elect Greg Abbott to stop it, considering Greg Abbott has been the governor for over a decade, and and apparently had not “stopped it” previously.

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to keep functioning, society must discourage baldfaced lying, especially by authorities thehill.com/homenews/617...

mashable.comiPhone Duo displays are reportedly cracking along the hinge on launch daySome unlucky new Phone Duo owners are having a very bad day.

I just fundamentally do not understand the appeal of a folding screen phone. It solves a problem I don’t think anyone really has, and they always break. The only reason to get one that I can think of is if you’re a goober who’s just excited by newness.

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Two THOUSAND dollars

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special halloween bonus cut-out

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Gianmarco Soresi

There are individual cats with 3 billion views

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Evan Dorkin

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Bad Art response to bad art

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060 vulning pelican

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062 aries prototype

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064 parakeet

Within the past ~year, Save The Green Planet, Survive Style 5+, and Freaked have all got new 4k rereleases. This has been a very good year for me specifically.

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Kim Hu

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yeh tbh if AI is so great you should be proud of it, you should disclose it everywhere and put a bunch of stickers yourself that you used it for your project showing everyone how cool and cutting edge you are, no? like, it's the future right? you love it right??

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My girlfriend is mad at me because she was asleep on the couch and i told her I was getting in bed and she said “why“ and I said “it’s almost 4” and she said “rainbows” and I said “what” and now she keeps scowling at me and saying ”it’s a thing”

She immediately went back to sleep. I don’t think she was actually awake during this conversation. I am writing this down so I can circle back and ask her if she can explain any of this tomorrow.

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Freddy Got Fingered 4K UHD criterion disk

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Hideo Kojima

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Has Your Donkey Become A Great Terror Upon Your Household?

Uhhh, so in like, summer 2022 I went to a Chinese restaurant in Chicago and me and all of my friends got fortune cookies that had ads for FTX in them. This was like... 4 months before FTX collapsed?

Jared Holt@jaredlholt.bsky.social

For fuck’s sake