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i'm making a multiplayer online game about backyard birds in biplanes battling in crazy colorful environments for glory and worms. give us a wishlist if you're into that kind of thing store.steampowered.com/app/2838790/...

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added spicy-suet flame dash as a power-up for the cardinal! #madewithunity #unity3d #birdfight

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Hi there, nice to see you. Professional craftsperson here to say: THE VALUE IS ABSOLUTELY IN CREATING A PERFECT FLOWER POT YOU WEIRD GARGOYLE (1/?)

@deswalsh.bsky.social thank you so much for the boost, it means a lot to feel seen!

all the guys who used to say "you need to be making a passive income by the time you're 24" are now saying "you need to keep an open briefcase of cash in the back of your car and drive down the highway at 90mph with windows open, A/C cranked and a steady stream of engine oil leaking onto the road"

One of the dwindlingly few things that brings me joy is puzzles. Ever since I tasked my agents to them, I'm enjoying them 1000 times more. Instead of getting frustrated, I ask them to describe key emotional highlights of the solve. The "Eureka" moment is so much more pleasurable when it's unearned!

had a dream that i ordered an uber to a friend's house and when it came it was just a pig with the uber logo and a qr code stapled to its collar. i got on and instead of taking me to my friend's place it brought me to a farm and then settled down in the mud with another pig

a couple times while lucid dreaming i've thought "ooh let's try breathing underwater!" and then immediately i begin to drown and spend the next minute of the dream coughing and hacking

in all my years of drinking beer, this was a new one for me

while cleaning up the various garbage that blows into my driveway i found this wonderful penne a la vodka recipe

sobbing in my wife's lap for exactly five seconds during the end credits of The Hours (2002) until my amazon fire stick autoplays the next movie directly against my wishes and launches immediately into an ad for itself, effortlessly dissolving every single emotion i'm experiencing

saw this living legend on 495 the other day. for some reason the locksmith inside joke took me out