Ross

Ross

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That dork that does Design On Deck He/him https://linktr.ee/rossmaute

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Ross
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My toddler’s been talking about “flat chocolate muffins” for a couple days now and I had no idea what he meant. Turns out those are Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups. Because of the brown wrappers.

Ross
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Watched “You Can See Everything” tonight. I can’t believe Nathan can do something so 100% Nathan and it still be surprising and shocking.

Ross
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Sponsor local little league/youth soccer teams and give them ridiculous team names.

Peter@notalawyer.bsky.social

question for the audience: if you were ultra rich (let’s say $25M), what completely frivolous thing are you buying?

Ross
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Pretty sure George Carlin had a bit about this.

The Associated Press@apnews.com

BREAKING: The Pentagon says it will livestream the firing squad execution of Fort Hood shooter Nidal Malik Hasan.

bit.lyPentagon says the firing squad execution of Fort Hood shooter Nidal Malik Hasan will be livestreamedThe Pentagon says the firing squad execution of Fort Hood shooter Nidal Malik Hasan will be livestreamed after Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth said the execution would be “public.”
Ross
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The end result of this ice coffee thing is "If you don't bring a box of donuts as an offering to your interviewers, no chance you're getting a call-back" or something along those lines. These people already have too much power.

Kai Ryssdal@kairyssdal.bsky.social

I’m sorry, but if you bring an iced coffee - or any damn beverage at all - to a job interview, you’re disqualified. It’s not hard, people.

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Ben Collins
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It is so good to see @reportermatt.bsky.social, who was in like 80% of my classes in college, become the most influential reporter in Massachusetts. He just loves the place, and you can tell in everything he does. A truly wonderful man making the whole state better.

Ross
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That's gonna happen a lot when you have your back to home plate.

Kevin Thomson@kthomson99.bsky.social

This pretty much sums up Colson Montgomery at the plate the past few months.

Ross
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Goddamn it.

Susan Slusser@susanslusser.bsky.social

Giants announcer Duane Kuiper divulges he’s being treated for throat cancer; Mike Krukow with some comments here: www.sfchronicle.com/sports/giant... via @sfchronicle

sfchronicle.comGiants announcer Duane Kuiper divulges he’s being treated for throat cancerDuane Kuiper, Mike Krukow’s San Francisco Giants broadcast partner, said in a statement that he has throat cancer but will still participate in this week’s celebration of Krukow’s...
Ross
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Guster Old 97's Death Cab For Cutie The Strokes Someone Still Loves You Boris Yeltsin

Cliff Corcoran@cliffcorcoran.bsky.social

Introduce yourself with five artists you’ve seen at least twice: Joan Jett Sleater-Kinney Living Colour Matthew Sweet Def Leppard

Ross
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Just got out of the Paw Patrol movie, my wife and I decided: Chase says All Lives Matter Marshall is Andy Dwyer Skye is a white feminist Zuma is Indian Rubble is Black Liberty is Afro-Latina/Black Everest is Nordic of some sort Tracker obviously Mexican Rocky will steal your catalytic converter

Ross
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Giants baseball is somehow going to get even more unwatchable. GET KRUK & KUIP IN THE HALL TOGETHER RIGHT NOW

alexpavlovic.bsky.social@alexpavlovic.bsky.social

Mike Krukow has announced that this will be his final season in the booth. The end of an unbelievable 36-year run for one of the best to ever do it.

Ross
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Fate Nurman

Maria I. Guardado@miguardado.bsky.social

Giants’ lineup at Rangers: Nate Furman - DH Jung Hoo Lee - RF Willy Adames - SS Rafael Devers - 1B Daniel Susac - C Drew Gilbert - CF Osleivis Basabe - 2B Grant McCray - LF Christian Koss - 3B Logan Webb - RHP

Ross
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Film you’ve watched more than six times with a GIF. Hard mode: no Star Trek, Star Wars, LOTR, Marvel, Disney, or Ghibli.

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Fuuuuuu

SF Giants Bot@giantbot.bsky.social

🤖 Alex Pavlovic Giants have not given a timetable, but this is almost certainly season-ending. Old friend Mike Tauchman had the same injury in the spring and missed about three months. A bummer for a guy who broke through this year, but he seems to have avoided an injury that would impact 2027.

Ross
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Post a perfect album from the 90’s that isn’t Nirvana, Soundgarden, Pearl Jam, or Alice In Chains.

JC@jamiltoncool.bsky.social

Post a perfect album from the 90’s that isn’t Nirvana, Soundgarden, Pearl Jam, or Alice In Chains.

Ross
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Fuck every single person on that stage.

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com

Trump: "People walk into the Oval Office, and no matter who they are, they just sort of feel sort of different. And it's a great place to negotiate because everyone's all discombobulated when they walk in, and it is a great time for me to negotiate with them. So we do that as often as possible."

Ross
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Alfred Tacos

kim@kimmymonte.bsky.social

your baseball pitcher name is your grandfather’s first name and the last thing you bought i’ll go first mine’s Dominic Sandals

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Nathan Newman
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This does need to become Minneapolis-level focus for progressives. Allowing ICE to murder people in unmarked vans then deport the witnesses is a line we have to fight with every protest tool possible.

Headquarters@headquartersnews.bsky.social

The son of the man shot and killed by ICE: I am Ronaldo Salgado, the oldest son of Lorenzo Salgado Araujo. He should've been picking up the last of his guys before heading to finish up construction. Unbeknownst to all of us, my dad had been shot inside his van by ICE agents in unmarked cars.