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If we can't keep stupid people from voting, can we at least keep voting people from being stupid?

If I didn't have a pile of blankets on the floor, my cat would smash his face right into the floor chasing a ratty feather on a stick.

6:00 in the morning, 49 degrees (fahrenheit), and cat wants Door Time. No. Fuck you very much, cat.

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If you want anything to change after Jan 20, we have to give Democrats a supermajority. A simple majority can stop some of Trump's BS, but we need that 2/3 to actually get anything done. And bonus, that same 2/3 can get rid of Trump. Let's do this, Lefties! Don't drop the ball again.

Great message. Don't hate, appreciate.

Get up this morning at 4:30, temp says it's 69, but I'm cold so put on the heat. Then I get hot and turn it off. Temp says it's 49. Now I'm cold again, and wouldn't you know it, it's 69. Wtf?

Listen. There's only one poll that matters. The Election. If you don't show up for that, it doesn't matter what polls are saying now.

Agree 💯%.......

Ah, those little slices of joy when you remember there isn't another dwelling beneath your feet, and you can stomp and jump and pound as loud as you want. Until the cold reality hits you that you no longer have energy to do any of those things.

Actually, I don't even need the dollar. If a million people gave me a quarter, I would be a very happy crow.

No. Make those asshats stay here and reap what they've sown. Just... try to keep them from voting. Instead, start a gofundme so I can leave the country. I just need a million people to give me $1.

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Vote Republican if you know Russian

People really need to stop saying, "Teenagers (or 20-somethings) think they know everything". No they don't. I didn't. You didn't either. We knew the handful of things we knew, and we had opinions. That didn't mean we thought we knew everything.

The 80s was a weird time. Jimmy Crack Corn is a song about slavery. And they were teaching it to little kids. Without context, of course.

I don't know if they still make it, but I gotta give it to Kroger for having the best name for a knock-off product ever. "Butter, It's Not". Simple. Honest. And a little bit cheeky.

I used to be sad that I didn't have a car (or a license). But now, I look at the gas prices, and I just laugh. I still got 99 problems. But filling up a gas tank ain't one.

To be clear, there's no such thing as "reverse racism". It's all just racism. But when people are racist against white people, it's for good reason. Don't be that reason.

THIS 👇 TOO.......

TRUTH 👇.......

Told Cat, "If you're not gonna watch the door, I'm gonna turn it off."

At least Trump is up front about his shittiness. He doesn't claim to be progressive while kicking poor people in the ass. Unlike Newsom.

I've never underestimated how stupid large groups of people can be, more than in the past decade of Donald Dipshit conning these fools into giving them their money. He's a billionaire child rapist who has you convinced that he's the savior of America. What the fuck are you thinking, MAGA?

Before Trumpism Came To Town....

Republican politicians are *obsessed* with schoolchildren coming home a different gender because of pro-trans teachers, WHICH NEVER HAPPENS. But they are completely indifferent to schoolchildren not coming home *at all* because of guns, WHICH HAPPENS ALL THE TIME!

And 3 Weeks Before An Election, Shameful racist fascist Trump.......

Go ahead and tell me a cheesecake isn't a pie.

Why don't you let the weed stores deliver, Sierra Vista? You don't want a bunch of stoners driving. But you do wanna create jobs.

Listen. If your fish n chips restaurant doesn't serve clam chowder, you're doing it wrong. And if you sell clam chowder and not fish n chips, you're doing it wrong. Unless you're serving it out of a cart on the street.

A pet's primary job is to BE pet. My cat fails at that job. He wouldn't even eat me if I died. Because he only eats cat food. And a human corpse is not cat food.

Better Ratings Too, KegsBreath.....

What Say You, MAGA.......?

Trump = Treason.......

Vote them OUT.

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Truth 👇 Bomb 💣.........

Hate and divisiveness are his campaign strategy.

Anyone demanding compliance when all they're doing is breaking the law and lying out of their constantly puckered mouth-anus should NEVER be listened to. To Hell with Traitor Trump. He must be removed from power ASAP.

Meatless Loaf is my new favorite insult. And my new favorite comfort food.

Look, I'm not condoning camp counselors fucking each other at the camp while kids are there. I'm just saying, maybe don't send a child with severe special needs to a camp for ordinary kids.