Extreme Moderate

New word I would like to see introduced: MINALOO Meaning: I’m in the closet, toilet, lavatory or whatever local phraseology you use.

What’s this soshall meejah everyone keeps talking about?

Supermarket Self Checkout. Don’t like it. Don’t want it. Won’t use it.

Little things amuse me. Today I received a letter with a pamphlet enclosed, the address printed on a page the bottom of which bears the statement “this page has intentionally been left blank”, but it isn’t blank, is it?

I think I read somewhere that a certain president thinks that The White House is a dump. That sounds quite fitting, because the dump is where you find lots of garbage.

My washing machine has hidden feature that I can’t turn off. When I wash my underpants they always come out inside out. I thought OK I’ll put them all in inside out. Guess what, they still come out inside out. Frustrating or what?

Just watching an episode of The Big Bang Theory and had to turn the sound off because Raj keeps talking to Siri. Siri keeps activating on my iPad.

Observing the news lately, it seems that what was a trickle of resistance to Trump has now turned into a steady stream. I have no doubt it will soon turn into torrent.

I read, decades ago, of a technology where you could seal something like a lettuce in a package and it would be perfectly eatable years later. Problem is the technology is radiation. So the anti -science nutters would not accept it. Would save a mountain of food waste.

Just tried my first (and last) dragon fruit. What a disappointment. Such a luscious looking fruit but totally bland and tasteless.

I foresee a new sport in America, Trump Baiting. Journalists will just love it.

Breaking news on BBC news said that Oxford University scientists developing a vaccine that may be used against the current Ebola outbreak. May take some months but sounds promising.

For the perfect toasted teacakes, slice in half then 4-5 minutes in an air fryer @ 200C.

Why is it that when I put underwear in the washing machine right way out, it always emerges inside out. I thought I would put it all in inside out to try to fool it. No chance. I decided it was trying to wind me up so I have decided to call it “Trump”.

Just for fun, look up trumpery in a dictionary.

PRESS HEADLINES I WOULD LIKE TO SEE. I’ll start you off. President claims to have saved America from Catastrophe - He resigned.

As a kid I used to enjoy a game of marbles. I’d challenge orange Donny to a game, but I think he has lost his.

Here’s a thought. To an individual, the result of living in a regime of the extreme left or the extreme right is exactly the same, repression, subjugation and terror. What difference does it make to the person on the street whether ruled by Stalin, Putin, Hitler (or Trump).

I thought I should raise one of the more important issues that currently annoy me, is’nt it really irksome when you can’t find the end of the toilet roll!

I find myself wondering if DT is going to qualify for a Darwin Award if carries on like he has?

Big day today, my wife and I celebrate our 62nd wedding anniversary. Got to give her credit for tolerating me for so long.

Last night I was looking into my chrystal ball. It predicted that there would be a new public holiday in the USA. It would be known as Retribution Day and would celebrate the fall of Trumpism and the bring of charges against those who aided and abetted criminal activities.

American car manufacturer phone call to government official - “Can you tell me what is the current status of tariffs?” Official replies “I’m not sure’ what time is it?”

Has the been any announcement yet of Donald’s coronation date?

I can’t help wondering what the chump’s thoughts are on the gun lobby? On the one hand he needs their support and votes, on the other hand he is only POTIS because a gun owner was a lousy marksman.

I’m not particularly good at grammar, does Truth Social qualify as an oxymoron?

We do not have a housing crisis, we have a population crisis.