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My Uber driver had master chief navigating for him. ‘Turn right at the light, you’re right on target.’ ‘Master chief to base, drop zone secured.’ Fuckin funny as hell

got a flu shot and covid shot

shes cronchin and monchin, yanked the fig right out of my fingers

Does she get some??

Oh what have we here??

My husband didn’t water my plant more than one time while I was in Oregon. It almost died, but sprang back within a few hours after being watered. I switched her to flower lighting yesterday.

Happy Reptile Awareness Day! 🐍🦎🐢🐊⭐

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I turned 38 today

If you see this, post a rabbit

I’m gonna see all my creatures today :)

Heading to da airport

3d printing some desk mounts for my hotas.

More reptile expo stuff

Got a champurrado in Oregon not sure how much of a mistake that is but the place was authentic as hell. Still tastes like chocolate masa.

The reptile expo enjoyer

Threw up twice at 1am after three hours of stomach pain, before finally getting to sleep.

Nothing like the travel nausea

Nice ambiance

I’m in Oregon

She doesn’t even know I’m gone for five days

@whimsybunnydoodles.bsky.social I got some of your stickers on my coffee bottle and water bottle :)

Blink and you’ll miss her

Minor crash out over this one. It was in my pocket. Don’t remember anything hitting my leg. It is totally destroyed

Going to Portland Oregon in a couple weeks

Perfect shed perfect snake

She sure loves that bed

trying to apply for a job at a coffee shop and writing about myself is the worst thing ive had to do today

Dirty look

Our ac compressor broke. Gonna need to be replaced. We have two portable ac units in our apartment right now. It is still 83 in here.

The amazing pellet getter. With a captive audience.

I’m not a professional dog hairstylist I’m just a guy with some electric trimmers. Anyway I have Squid a haircut and ear size reduction.

The peel

Case swap time :o Be quiet silent base 802 into a thermaltake tower 600.

May I offer you a geck in this trying time??

First boot every time 😏