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It seems the Flock of Seagulls comeback isn't going so well. @john3ners.bsky.social @ottoenglish.bsky.social

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Even Musk’s imaginary friends think he’s a twat. @john3ners.bsky.social @ottoenglish.bsky.social

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Back when Twitter was fun... @john3ners.bsky.social @ottoenglish.bsky.social

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Why is my copy signed by Simon Arnold? @john3ners.bsky.social @ottoenglish.bsky.social

Reservoir Dogs 2 looks shit. @john3ners.bsky.social @ottoenglish.bsky.social

Even a stopped clock… @john3ners.bsky.social @ottoenglish.bsky.social

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Sage advice. @john3ners.bsky.social

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The perils of being the imaginary friend of a GB News grifter... @john3ners.bsky.social @ottoenglish.bsky.social

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Twitter repeating itselft, first as humour then as a tax on stupidity. @john3ners.bsky.social @ottoenglish.bsky.social (h/t @irritatedllama.bsky.social)

Sadly for Young Bobby the voices in his head didn't vote. @john3ners.bsky.social @ottoenglish.bsky.social

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Great deleted tweets of our time. @john3ners.bsky.social @ottoenglish.bsky.social

Taken shortly before Powell melted his face for looking into the Ark of the Covenant. @john3ners.bsky.social @ottoenglish.bsky.social

When you hear the ice cream van coming down the street and mum says there are choc ices in the freezer. @john3ners.bsky.social @ottoenglish.bsky.social

"I say I say I say, my dog's got no nose." "Oh really, Andrew. How does he smell?" "He doesn't. He's got no nose." "Hello, is this thing on?" @john3ners.bsky.social @ottoenglish.bsky.social

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A mistake to leave Yaxley-Lennon in charge of supplying the trousers? @john3ners.bsky.social @ottoenglish.bsky.social

If you claim to be a comedian and you’re about as funny as the death of a pet, you are not a comedian. @john3ners.bsky.social @ottoenglish.bsky.social

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A Religious Education graduate of the University of Twitter shares his thoughts. @john3ners.bsky.social @ottoenglish.bsky.social

Two year anniversary. Still funny. @john3ners.bsky.social @ottoenglish.bsky.social

Even if we grant the contention that there is a correct use of exclamation marks, this does not feel like it. @john3ners.bsky.social @ottoenglish.bsky.social

count binface should be able to capitalise on this encouraging split in the count binjuice vote. @john3ners.bsky.social @ottoenglish.bsky.social

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h/t Ed Krassenstein @john3ners.bsky.social

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We need Trump to endorse him next time out. @john3ners.bsky.social

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@john3ners.bsky.social Looks like I need to add moon loon and chronic Lyme disease sufferer to the list...

Donnie Darko 2 appears to be a documentary. @john3ners.bsky.social

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That epiphany is tantalisingly within reach. @john3ners.bsky.social

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"A gibbering non-entity in Downing Street." @john3ners.bsky.social @ottoenglish.bsky.social @beaumontbee.bsky.social

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