@pattonoswalt.bsky.social WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME ROBERT EVANS WROTE ANOTHER BOOK?!?!?! I found The Fat Lady Sings at the Tarzana library and it is a fever dream of hilarity. Pro tip, it's better if you narrate it with the voice of #BillHader in your head.
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Father, DFS Dabbler, Prime Minister of Tact. Just because you are a character doesn't mean you have character.
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@catsonacouch.bsky.social I saw this tweet and had to respond. I hope I did so in a way that helps the cause.
Got it @joncooper-us.bsky.social Mums the word.
Yes, I agree — it would be terrible. Please do NOT share this information!!!
Ladies and Gentlemen...the two books I checked out of the library the other day...perfectly encapsulating the dichotomy of my musical tastes. Shout out to @questlove.bsky.social and #MichaelMcdonald, two musical icons.
@meidastouch.bsky.social @kevinmkruse.bsky.social @meiselasb.bsky.social @chrislhayes.bsky.social Trump is nominating people like Gaetz and Hegseth as a smoke screen. Once they don't pass, we get a false sense of security, and he brings in the real people he wants who are much worse.
@iamliamnissan.bsky.social @kevinmkruse.bsky.social Did Steve Bannon get work done?
@pattonoswalt.bsky.social saw you're doing another Netflix show in LA. Since I got into a car accident on the way and fell down a few steps walking to my seat last year, we may play it safe and not go. But we did meet the next day on Mother's Day, so it was a positive experience.
@pattonoswalt.bsky.social #1 is all because of you, brother. The 30 worst Christmas songs of all time ranked (avclub.com)
@pattonoswalt.bsky.social Clearing a folder called other favorites...had a link to the 5 Second Films website. That was a lifetime ago youtu.be/X0jvot7_xzY?...
@pattonoswalt.bsky.social Glad you're better and going back on the road. Headed to my birthplace, Western, PA. Please pick up some Ham Salad. I want all the ham........salad.
@pattonoswalt.bsky.social Sorry you aren't feeling well. Heal up, Sir. Hope the family is safe too.
@pattonoswalt.bsky.social @meredithsalenger.bsky.social Sadly, I am not able to get to the show this evening, but I did finish the NYT crossword in 17 minutes and 51 seconds so the day hasn't been a total loss.
@pattonoswalt.bsky.social Sorry, didn't make it to the Largo...bday dinner with family. But we did see you on Nailed It (my 11 year old daughter Charlotte loves that show) and that almost feels close enough.
@pattonoswalt.bsky.social 7 yrs ago/FB Patton Oswalt has made me laugh more times than I can remember, Then he shoots straight like this, makes me think & yes, shed a tear, I will be a fan of his forever. If he never tells another joke or acts in another show, I'm still rooting for Patton eternally
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