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This is to het up the blood of his cretin brigades so they disrupt polling places. No one is ever getting a million bucks out of him.

Yup.

I'm up at 9:30/6:30 ET/PT this a.m. on @stephaniemiller.bsky.social where I'm sure we'll spank Vivek Ramaswamy for being a complete dick and not in a fun way.

A nation succeeding at developing an industry isn’t stealing anything. But what do I know? I’m not an expert like this pampered, corrupt dementia patient running a money-laundering operation while pretending to be a big, tough builder.

God, they’re all such little bitches.

If that’s the case, can we redo Florida in 2000?

Well, the rainforest gets to live another day.

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This is who we've become. We're not celebrating our immigrant heritage. We're watching it being forced to disappear: Asbury Park, NJ, cancels its Day of the Dead celebration because of fears of ICE action. www.nj.com/news/2026/10...

This ad is pathetic, and it’s a more extreme position than even some Republicans have. To what end? You win no one. You lose a bunch of voters. And you look like a desperate, hateful douchebag.

Hey, look, it’s Stephen Colbert talking to Jesse Eisenberg, Julianne Moore, and Paul Giamatti after a screening of The Debut, a lovely, hilarious film.

The fuck is wrong with these people?

These devolved, greedy pricks have set this country back to the 1970s, at least. It's gonna take decades to unfuck everything they've fucked up. And some of it, like the climate crisis, will never be undone.

The purpose of this is just to get a court to rule against them so they can eventually go to the Supreme Court where all bets are off when it comes to Trump, terrible argument or not.

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I feel like we should talk more about how utterly douchey his hair is.

Oh, shut the fuck up. apnews.com/article/russ...

I appreciate that Ramaswamy has said it's running that pathetic ad with Acton's estranged mother. Usually, such fuckery is done by some PAC to give a candidate plausible deniability and distance. But not Vivek. He's proudly saying, "I am that sleazy fucker."

To paraphrase a quote: If the experience you had brought you to this, of what use was the experience?

Actively recruiting candidates to split the vote for an opposing party's nominee is a time-worn strategy. It sucks for both sides (although Republicans do it to fuck over Democrats far more often), but it's totally legal. It's just not often as funny as Alaska this year.

Finally watched that heinous Ramaswamy ad where Amy Acton's estranged mother calls her a liar. Lemme tell you: I have dealt with skeevy, toothless, backwards-ass fucks from the shit side of Youngstown, and they will sell you their kidney for a couple of bucks and some fentanyl. Just disgusting.

Anyone asking this question should be fired. Anyone ordering them to ask it should be arrested

He really thinks a cognitive test is an IQ test. That's why he keeps saying he should be praised for passing it. And he really wants us to believe him without seeing any actual results.

This fucking fucknut www.washingtonpost.com/politics/202...

I continue to ask: Is it antisemitism if an American Jew says that Israeli officials are liars? These complex questions are so hard to figure out these days.

Please get this pig-fucking piece of shit out of public life.

I didn't realize until I read @andrewfeinberg.com's piece in The Independent that the White House "Rapid Response 47" team posted this. Fucked up, ableist language from savage dipshits whose salaries we're all paying.

Area man discovers engineering a genocide does not fill the emptiness in his soul.

Sad trombone sound for the @wsj reporters who thought they'd get a cookie from the Murdochs. www.mprnews.org/story/2026/1...

Get his ass, Doc.

Finally watched that heinous Ramaswamy ad where Amy Acton's estranged mother calls her a liar. Lemme tell you: I have dealt with skeevy, toothless, backwards-ass fucks from the shit side of Youngstown, and they will sell you their kidney for a couple of bucks and some fentanyl. Just disgusting.

The fact that he didn't immediately get fried to ash by lightning after saying this is proof that there is no God.

So, in other words, we paid a ransom.

Are you fucking kidding me with this shit, @wsj.com? If this is the best you can come up with to criticize a candidate, then you've got nothing. www.wsj.com/politics/pol...

If I criticize Israel for detaining a group of Jews for working in Palestine, am I being antisemitic? I need to know the rules.

God, Putin must laugh his ass off at how easy it was to make these greedy, corrupt pukes grovel before him.

Putin will be escalating everything big time because he knows that a Congress that actually acts like a coequal branch of government can fuck things up for him and for Trump.

Life was so much more fun before smart phones.

I talked to some students about Republicans doing this and most them thought I was making it up. Then I told them about the Purple Heart bandaids.

If you instantly talk about a man's ass like this, you have certainly studied the bodies of men before. Nothing wrong with it, of course. But you've definitely stared longingly at a tight ass and wondered how it would feel grabbing a handful of that before plunging your tongue in.

"My father fucking hated rich people. [...]it wasn't simple resentment. He didn't aspire to be rich. He aspired to not have to worry all the time about money, a far more humble dream. [...] Seriously, few things made him happier than seeing a rich man sad. This midterm election would thrill him."

If you’re on the Titanic, you don’t get the chance to turn it around.

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